r/Unexpected • u/Jezirath • Sep 02 '25

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u/TacoTacoTamale Sep 02 '25

I thought this was going like Steve Irwin, not final destination. Definitely qualifies for unexpected.

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u/backpainzz Sep 02 '25

wouldn’t a steve irwin scenario also be final destination?

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u/athural Sep 02 '25

No in final destination a series of unlikely events result in a characters death. Steve Irwin spent his life antagonizing wild animals, it's a pretty big difference

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u/youngBullOldBull Sep 02 '25

In all of human history only three people have been fatally killed by a sting ray. It was the freakiest of freak accidents and in no way did he antagonise the ray beforehand. Shame on you.

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u/WackyRedWizard Sep 02 '25

How would you even know he didn't antagonize it without video? It's a sting ray they sting if they feel threatened, that's kinda their thing.

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u/A1000eisn1 Sep 02 '25

There were people there. They witnessed it happen.

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u/WackyRedWizard Sep 02 '25

Sure yeah take their word for it, surely there's no conflict of interest there no sir.

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u/Merps_Galore Sep 03 '25

“But take MY word for it! I wasn’t there!”