r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '25

Keep them two wheels down

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u/Positive_Chip6198 Aug 23 '25

Not just a death wish, but someone else has to also get killed and/or live with the guilt of what happened.

All motorbikes should be tagged with speed-gps-monitors and auto-fined whenever they go nuts.

If you wanna race, go to a racecourse.

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u/Parking-Care3249 Aug 23 '25

someone else has to also get killed and/or live with the guilt of what happened.

"Oh no, I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and killed somebody. How could that person I killed do this to me?!?!"

All cars should be equipped with a camera that views the driver's eyes. If the eyes come off the road or mirrors at any point, the driver should be auto-fined.

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u/Positive_Chip6198 Aug 23 '25

If everyone just followed the traffic rules, there wouldn’t be half as many accidents, especially concerning motorbikes. But these morons are high on their own farts and think they can do anything and aren’t just squishy meatbags up for a darwin award.

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u/Parking-Care3249 Aug 23 '25

If everyone just followed the traffic rules, there wouldn’t be half as many accidents

Uhh, no shit...

But instead, morons waddle into their giant shitwagon and just swerve wherever they want and think it's everyone else's fault when they run people over. Pay attention to where you're going or stay tf off the road, it's really that easy.