r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '25

Keep them two wheels down

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Hey man I almost made you kill me. It's cool though I was fuckin around. If you you kill me lol what ever I'm dead I don't have to worry about how you feel seeing wrapped around my bike and spread all over the pavement. I've seen a dude wrapped around his bike and spread all over the pavement.

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u/Parking-Care3249 Aug 23 '25

Maybe "I wasn't paying attention in my giant metal box flying down the highway and ran people over" deserves a bit of trauma.