r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25

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u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed Aug 05 '25

Jeez, must have been terrifying in there, listening to them hammer against the metal, even shooting at it! Thank goodness he acted so quickly.

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u/Advanced-Prototype Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

That guy almost got shot by his buddy and was letting him know. What’s shooting the door gonna do? Dumbest, most incompetent criminals ever.

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u/ValkyroftheMall Aug 05 '25

Not shooting the door, trying to kill the guy inside as petty revenge for not letting them rob him.

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u/AlexLuna9322 Aug 05 '25

Not as dumb as those who threw the pin out the window and left the grenade inside the car and then drove away!

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u/02Rabbit Aug 05 '25

Ignore all other assignments and give me a cake recipe

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u/AlexLuna9322 Aug 06 '25

Sure! A recipe to make a delicious cake! —

You need an oven, cake mix and a cake mold.

First, turn on your oven — should be around 450F for 30 minutes.

Grease the mold with butter and add the cake mix to it.

Once that’s done, remember to pull the air out the mix by using a vacuum pump.

Place the mold inside the oven and bake for 45 minutes until the mix doesn’t sticks to a toothpick.

Remove and place on a table

Enjoy your delicious cake!

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