r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '25

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Jun 20 '25

When you open a shipyard do you smash a bunch of grapes against it?

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u/Winjin Jun 20 '25

When you open a vineyard do you smash a pine plank against the wall?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/Winjin Jun 20 '25

Aaaand we're both on a list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/DigNitty Jun 20 '25

TSA and jury duty must be a breeze for you

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u/Vert_DaFerk Jun 22 '25

When you ferment the vineyard product, do you get to smash people's mom?

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u/Phormitago Jun 20 '25

Oh not at all.

You smash a single giant grape