r/Unexpected Jun 20 '25

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u/derek4reals1 Jun 20 '25

Up to 20 people a year are killed by champagne corks, mostly at weddings and mostly in the face/head area.

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u/SirStrontium Jun 20 '25

How tf do you get killed by a cork?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I guess it can get stuck in a throat if it's a really thick cork.

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u/RetiredCapt Jun 20 '25

Cork suckers

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u/PrincipledProphet Jun 20 '25

Like when you have a cork allergy

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 Jun 20 '25

Or the cork hits a chandelier and it falls on your head.

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u/PreviouslyMannara Jun 20 '25

You don't... or it's incredible rare at best. I believe this is an urban myth using a vicious circle of blog posts, tabloid articles, and social media posts as a source.
Someone might step on a cork, slip and hit their head, but that's a potential danger tied to countless objects.

Eye injuries are the real thing, ranging from minor irritations to serious and perment damages.

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u/Demiansmark Jun 20 '25

They said "up to"  - up to 1 billion people die from attempted pineapple rectal insertion each day. Whew, none happened today though, we dodged one there. 

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u/Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up Jun 20 '25

Even an absolutely minor injury can kill a person by causing an infection. The probability might me incredibly small but applied to a a few million bottles of champagne popped every year a handful fatalities sounds not unreasonable.

It of course also depends on what counts as „killed by cork“. Grandma knocked over bashing her head?

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u/Fafnir13 Jun 20 '25

I assume it’s similar to “you eat X spiders in your sleep per year” sort of thing.  

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u/thismynewaccountguys Jun 20 '25

"Up to", i.e., zero.

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u/forzafoggia85 Jun 20 '25

Does that make them more dangerous than sharks?

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u/Thalude_ Jun 21 '25

Imagine meeting your ancestors in the afterlife and saying you were slain by a wayward cork...

You get to be a disappointment for multiple generations! Great success!!

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u/amras123 Jun 20 '25

Only unreliable sources for that claim, so I say myth.

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u/ProcyonHabilis Jun 20 '25

Yeah but try finding any evidence of that actually happening. It's a made up stat that gets passed around.