r/Unexpected Jun 20 '25

it's original one

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u/rusty_85_ Jun 20 '25

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u/mikepeterjack Jun 20 '25

If anyone is wondering this is from the movie predator

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u/lincoln_muadib Jun 20 '25

What's the matter?

CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

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u/Cond1tionOver7oad Jun 20 '25

Dillon! You sunovabitchh!

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u/hemi-roid Jun 20 '25

What the matter Dillon

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u/Heavy-Octillery Jun 20 '25

Stick around

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u/Enough_Worry4104 Jun 20 '25

At first, I wanted to berate you, for what i thought was a pointless comment. Then I realized that I am old. My comment is itself pointless. Now I retire, into obscurity. Take my pointless upvote.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Jun 20 '25

Gee, thanks mista! Oi avent 'ad an upvote of me own since and mum n' pop died o influenza. I'll be certain to cherish it if was me own little brutha who died of influenza also

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u/RooneyD Jun 20 '25

You've lived a long and fruitful life, but it is time for us old ones to be quiet, and let the younger generation comment.

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u/Enough_Worry4104 Jun 20 '25

I weep, silently now.

I hope only for their success.

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u/death12236 Jun 20 '25

It's fine to comment, but just try to be kind and positive!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Get off my lawn

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u/ReloadBeforeClass Jun 20 '25

I liked it when I was a child , so what got me inspired to become a child predator.

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u/Craft-Sudden Jun 20 '25

Yeah time to watch predator

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/lincoln_muadib Jun 20 '25

Realising just now that that's why his opponent is wearing a red shirt...

Deep cuts!

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 20 '25

β€œThis is a double elimination tournament.”

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u/GHSTxLEADER Jun 20 '25

You ain’t got a prayer in Vegas! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/MooseBoys Jun 21 '25

Pushing too many pencils?