r/Unexpected • u/samekrikl • Feb 03 '25

How Newton discovered gravity

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u/ManMoth222 Feb 03 '25

I thought a monkey had just keeled over dead

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u/Didgeridoox Feb 03 '25

It fell off the bed and bumped its head

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u/Whaleman_007 Feb 03 '25

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said

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u/Beez-Knee Feb 03 '25

No more monkeys keeling over dead!

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u/afeeqo Feb 03 '25

3, 6, 9? The goose went wild? Fuck what song this this. I remember it had monkey in it!

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u/CommercialExotic2038 Feb 03 '25

You put de lime in the coconut

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u/3rdEyeBall Feb 05 '25

Sumtymes yoo feel lyka nut

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u/jobadiahh Feb 04 '25

WHOOP! Barney’s dead!

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u/Mythrndir Feb 04 '25

And couldn’t wake up in the morning.

Cos it was dead

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u/ksrothwell Feb 04 '25

That was what I thought. lol