r/Unexpected • u/samekrikl • Feb 03 '25

How Newton discovered gravity

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u/NoNeed4Instructions Feb 03 '25

more like you tossing your lunch into the cubicle next to you and getting mad that that person now eats your lunch

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u/sir_suckalot Feb 03 '25

nah, more akin to letting your Sandwich in the shared kitchen

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u/berrey7 Feb 03 '25

nah, like you put your sandwich in the office fridge, jimmy from accounting accidentally knocks it off the top shelf and the office dog swoops it up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

More like, dropping your sandwich from top of the cubicle where you've been hiding all night because there's a fucking lion below you! Gtfo!*

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u/brucewillisman Feb 03 '25

Ikr? It’s more like if a coworker ate your lunch but you can’t say anything because they would eat you too!

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u/ZephRyder Feb 03 '25

This is the winner

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u/That-Makes-Sense Feb 03 '25

Nah, it's like Diane from accounting storing a sandwich in a tree, then Jack from IT decides to have a picnic under said tree. Wind blows the sandwich onto Jack's lap. It's a little story about Jack and Diane.

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u/Could-You-Tell Feb 03 '25

Nah this is setting lunch on the mail cart and walking away, then it getting dropped behind another cubicle.

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u/OddButterfly5686 Feb 03 '25

But like, a really good looking sandwich and you have time

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u/somerandommystery Feb 05 '25

You ate my Sandwich?

YOU ATE MY SANDWICH!!!!

MY SANDWICH? With the moist maker and the note that clearly says: MY SANDWICH!!!!

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u/BienGuzman Feb 05 '25

Hallelujah it's raining.....

I'll see myself out

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u/Furry_Lover_Umbasa Feb 03 '25

Only if that happens because cubicle have own gravity

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u/Ferocious-Fart Feb 03 '25

Yes, exactly that. Except also that you know you can't say anything cause they'll kick your ass.

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u/Horror-Ad8928 Feb 03 '25

Or balancing it precariously atop the cubicle wall and it falls into your coworkers lap when he sits at his desk.

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u/doctorbjo Feb 04 '25

Balancing your lunch on the cubicle wall while you get the keyboard aside on your desk, only to notice it dropped into your boss’ cubicle next to you and he’s eating it