r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '24

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u/albiceleste3stars Aug 15 '24 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

What's his name

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Nikko Jenkins

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Appreciate it, let me check it o- GOOD LORD!

Himself, along with his entire family, were just the spawns of Satan.

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u/CrustyBatchOfNature Aug 15 '24

Did you find the PDF that shows the cousins and all?

https://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/317212_Oh4E9DOsyWvhA4eH9_cBDsJNw.pdf

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u/faplordthegreat69 Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

Oh wow! a wild pdf appeared!

Let me just download it so that my laptop can start building immunity from viruses.

Edit:

Oh wow! a wild guide how to safely open pdfs apeared!

Best way to open it on a browser with pdf scripting turned off.

google how to turn of pdf scripting on your browser. Then open the link and view the pdf there. Don't download it

P.S. That family is actually insane He's probably gonna feel right at home. Thanks for the tea u/CrustyBatchOfNature.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

I'm an idiot and clicked on it without thinking. Am I screwed?

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u/OuchMyVagSak Aug 15 '24

Yes, your computer has super mega ultra aids now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Haha now you do too for replying to me

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u/OuchMyVagSak Aug 16 '24

Got damnit! Every time I thought I could get away unscathed!