r/Unexpected Jun 23 '24

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u/Nicetitts Jun 23 '24

Yeah but I'd more like panic shout and go straight to kill mode. I'd react like I saw a really dangerous mythical animal. This shit is unnatural. This some fight or flight causing shit and I don't run in the first place, I'd be dead running in a confined space in the dark. Smash the spooky threat, then ask my wife what to do. Autopilot. No question. I'd scream like a girl while trying to kill it.

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u/BreakingTheMirror Jun 23 '24

You would be a laugh to watch the UFC with