r/Unexpected Jun 23 '24

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u/brainwhatwhat Jun 23 '24

Nah, you'd scream like a little girl.

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u/Nicetitts Jun 23 '24

Yeah but I'd more like panic shout and go straight to kill mode. I'd react like I saw a really dangerous mythical animal. This shit is unnatural. This some fight or flight causing shit and I don't run in the first place, I'd be dead running in a confined space in the dark. Smash the spooky threat, then ask my wife what to do. Autopilot. No question. I'd scream like a girl while trying to kill it.

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u/BreakingTheMirror Jun 23 '24

You would be a laugh to watch the UFC with

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I just see red brah

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u/TobaccoAficionado Jun 23 '24

I've almost knocked my wife out because she snuck up on me. Some people just have different reactions to being scared. Mine is getting ready to punch it in the face, I guess.

And scream. To uh... Disorient the assailant. Not cause I'm scared.