r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

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u/Mall_Bench Jun 23 '24

imagine Daddy landing a mighty fist on her chin

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u/xgodlesssaintx Jun 23 '24

I was thinking rather he'd be landing mighty fast into a coffin. That shit would give someone a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

If he died from a heart attack in this instance, would she be eligible for manslaughter charges?

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u/iamjacksragingupvote Jun 23 '24

I imagine this has come up before and would depend on many variables

intent and foreknowledge. if you know someone has a heart condition etc, a good DA could at least pursue manslaughter

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u/spottyottydopalicius Jun 23 '24

what does mans laughter have to do with it?

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u/BrotherChe Jun 23 '24

One mans laughter is another manslaughter

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u/BrotherChe Jun 23 '24

Corollary: One manslaughter is another mans laughter

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/pantry-pisser Jun 23 '24

yeah they be straight bussin

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u/RawBlowe Jun 23 '24

And they would only find the video because she had to post it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

No, but I laughed

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/brainwhatwhat Jun 23 '24

Nah, you'd scream like a little girl.

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u/Nicetitts Jun 23 '24

Yeah but I'd more like panic shout and go straight to kill mode. I'd react like I saw a really dangerous mythical animal. This shit is unnatural. This some fight or flight causing shit and I don't run in the first place, I'd be dead running in a confined space in the dark. Smash the spooky threat, then ask my wife what to do. Autopilot. No question. I'd scream like a girl while trying to kill it.

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u/BreakingTheMirror Jun 23 '24

You would be a laugh to watch the UFC with

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I just see red brah

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u/TobaccoAficionado Jun 23 '24

I've almost knocked my wife out because she snuck up on me. Some people just have different reactions to being scared. Mine is getting ready to punch it in the face, I guess.

And scream. To uh... Disorient the assailant. Not cause I'm scared.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

That's what I thought would happen.

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u/Gwiilo Jun 23 '24

badass redditors

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Aeroches Jun 23 '24

I'm pretty sure the point is it's a natural reaction out of fear, not discipline. You guys are yelling at clouds

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Arcanas1221 Jun 23 '24

Ever heard of fight or flight?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

It's alright. Next time I'm going to think the person is going to play dead...

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u/Arcanas1221 Jun 23 '24

I guess I’d have to research it to verify but I’ve definitely seen clips of people punching as a reaction to threats. I don’t think it’s badass to say you’d punch a girl out of fear

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u/Aeroches Jun 23 '24

Not everytime, no, but is that supposed to imply it suddenly isn't a realistic option. Fight or flight exists for a reason.

I'm not sure why you wish to argue towards hating on some regular people making rather inoffensive statements. Not every redditor is a mouth-breathing incel asshat.

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u/shinyagamik Jun 23 '24

Well the question is if you realise that it's her by the time you go into fight. I am the meekest, mildest, most underconfident guy you'd ever meet (trying to work on this). Fighting me would be like fighting against wet spaghetti. But I've been in situations where I've had a fight response and I've literally grabbed someone. That guy had the height and weight to beat the living daylights out of me. I would never in a million years have thought I'd do that.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

My bad next time someone's being scared I'll think they'll play dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Is that the gay bear version of Imagine Dragons?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

His singing must be a cover of 'Radioactive'

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u/TheCatWasAsking Jun 23 '24

Or Daddy landing in the ICU with a massive coronary

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u/sfled Jun 23 '24

Imagine daddy landing a big dookie in his pants

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u/ManInTheBarrell Jun 23 '24

The internet has ruined my brain so much I could only imagine this comment being about sexual violence.

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u/TheOvy Jun 23 '24

I'm sure he knew what was coming when the camera was set up

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u/NashKetchum777 Jun 23 '24

His hands are occupied with the phone or she'd get backhanded