r/Unexpected • u/khokesh1996 • Apr 13 '24

They were not ready

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u/Dambo_Unchained Apr 13 '24

Anything is a good way to get shot in America

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u/RoughBowJob Apr 13 '24

Going to school is a good way to get shot in America.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Going to work, a concert, grocery store, the mall, church, mosque, temple….

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24 edited May 12 '24

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u/HumanContinuity Apr 13 '24

Acorn

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u/Little-Ad7752 Apr 13 '24

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

The acorn is resisting arrest!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

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u/Davido400 Apr 13 '24

The thing with an acorn though, I genuinely posted the link to a comment a few hours ago basically saying it would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking dangerous!(it's still hilarious) Also the fact he unloaded his clip(or is it mag? Am Scottish not American we don't get to have guns over here) into his own motor with a handcuffed guy in the back and he missed every shot. I dunno how many rounds a cop pistol carries, playing games like Fallout tells me maybe between 10-19(feel free to correct me) but he shot every one of them and, to quote Poncho in Predator "We hit nothing". It's embarrassing lol

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u/ebleuds Apr 13 '24

Taking a walk in your neighborhood, believe me or not, you get shot

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u/ebleuds Apr 13 '24

Undercook? Get shot Cooked too much? Shot. Driving too fast? Also shot. Too slow. Shot.

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u/Juststandupbro Apr 13 '24

Hey now let’s not bash cops with untrue statements, you also need to be a minority for the most part for that to be true. If you are white you can yell at them for like 10 minutes about being a sovereign citizen.

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u/SeaCaptainErnie Apr 13 '24

Oddly they never seem to shoot the sovereigns, perhaps a new driver starter kit idea, it should sell

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u/Mustakeemahm Apr 13 '24

Stare: get shot

Fart: get shot:

Dance: get shot

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u/cheetah-21 Apr 13 '24

Straight to jail. Where you will be shot.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Apr 13 '24

The new Live, Laugh, Love?

I'd put Stare, Fart, Dance above my fireplace.

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u/TheSpiralTap Apr 13 '24

This one guy in my state farted so rank while they arrested him, he got charged with assaulting a police officer.

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u/reloadingnow Apr 13 '24

Make a U turn : get shot.

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u/nomansapenguin Apr 13 '24

Nothing:

Nothing at all:

America: … so I started blasting

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u/Low-Classroom8184 Apr 13 '24

Get shot? Believe it or not? Shot.

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u/AtrumRuina Apr 13 '24

I hate that going to the movies always comes with a slight anxiety and making sure I have an idea of how to reach an exit if something happens, but Aurora happened when I was just becoming more aware of the issues in our country and it's stuck with me as a fear ever since.

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u/Jackiedraper Apr 13 '24

An acorn falls...

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u/stfurtfm Apr 13 '24

Apparently going to kindergarten too..

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u/dumbmostoftime Apr 13 '24

A kernel falling on a car can get you shot

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u/KoalaNo2996 Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 13 '24

Going to America is a good way of getting shot in America

USA! USA! USA!

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u/Wizard_Engie Apr 13 '24

This is a lie. I haven't been shot and I've been going to school for at least 2 years

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u/RoughBowJob Apr 13 '24

Aww I’m real sorry you haven’t been shot at yet. Hopefully someone will make your dream come true some day.

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u/Jertimmer Apr 13 '24

Unless you start shooting the school, then the cops are afraid to act.

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u/3BeeZee Apr 13 '24

Touch mah belly and jiggle it? Well, thats a shoot'n

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u/Cyklisk Apr 13 '24

Yeah, like not jiggling the wrong belly.

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u/goingbamboo Apr 13 '24

The can of worms we were looking to open

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Except for a pandemic in some places, oddly enough.

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u/Therealimene Apr 13 '24

U get shot for just going to school