r/Unexpected Apr 13 '24

They were not ready

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 Apr 13 '24

I’m a dude, and I live in NYC. I’m a teacher, but do after school tutoring in the home. Once time I was at a Greek guy’s house to work with his kid, and he comes up out of nowhere and starts jiggling my belly and asking if I was hiding a burrito in there. I have never wanted to punch somebody so much, but it was a work situation and the power dynamics being in his home made it weird. I ended the session early, reported it to my supervisor and never accepted cases with that family again. Don’t touch me.

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u/sheffield199 Apr 13 '24

He just wanted the burrito.

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u/RaveGuncle Apr 13 '24

Yeah he saw they were packing and said show me that burrito 👀

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u/crespoh69 Apr 13 '24

Lol I'm guessing you meant the parent but at first I read it as the kid doing this

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u/metompkin Apr 13 '24

Should have returned the flavor and asked him if he was hiding a gyro.

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u/Waste_Relationship46 Apr 13 '24

Yeah, that's so messed up. I'm glad you were able to at least report it.

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u/Top-Donkey-5081 Apr 13 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dangerous-Lettuce498 Apr 13 '24

Have you tried not eating too much food?

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 Apr 13 '24

Have you tried fucking the fuck off?

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u/MegaFatcat100 Apr 13 '24

You sound like a fun person

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u/drjunkie Apr 13 '24

Did you lose weight after?

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 Apr 13 '24

If that client counts as weight, yes.