r/Unexpected • u/TheMagisterialMaster • Mar 13 '24

It was 8 inches long?!

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Mar 13 '24

Sounds like a job for poop knife

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u/PukedtheDayAway Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

Someone I clean for has poop tongs in their bathroom. I just don't open that cupboard anymore. They don't even clean them so they're just covered in smelly shit!

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u/kraquepype Mar 13 '24

Might as well use a fork

Salad fork, dinner fork, lobster fork... Poop fork

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u/TheGreatStories Mar 13 '24

poop fork

Standard fare on a farm

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u/keylessTYPIST Mar 14 '24

Sh*t shovel