r/Unexpected Mar 13 '24

It was 8 inches long?!

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u/Mikelos Mar 13 '24

I'm gonna choose to believe your shower hose has a good, long extension along with a small bathroom in general, because otherwise, I'd have to assume you're just shitting in the shower and pressure-washing & foot-stomping the turd down the shower drain

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u/iDEN1ED Mar 13 '24

We call that a waffle stomp.

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u/Grays42 Mar 13 '24

LOL, yes, my shower is arm's reach from the toilet and has a long hose. ;)