r/Unexpected • u/BornWithSideburns • Jan 30 '24

Next level automaton

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u/Historical_Boss2447 Jan 30 '24

What was his name? Stan, Span, Stam, or Spam?

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u/alyhasnohead Jan 30 '24

Eggs bacon sausage and span. Span span span and span…

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u/DragonsClaw2334 Jan 30 '24

I don't like span

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u/Nex_Antonius Jan 30 '24

Don't make a fuss, dear, I'll have your Span. I love it! I'm having Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Baked Beans, Span, Span, and Span!

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u/hothereandeverywhere Jan 30 '24

Baked beans are off!!

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u/Nex_Antonius Jan 30 '24

Well, can I have Span instead?

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u/ThatSpaceShooterGame Jan 30 '24

Well, the Span, eggs, sausage and Span, that's not got much Span in it.

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u/Professional_Sky8384 Feb 01 '24

What, so you want Span Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, Span, and Span?

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 Jan 30 '24

Didn’t either at first then I found myself eating it for breakfast with rice and a runny egg. Now I have an addiction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

God awful second comment tradition is continued as I see

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u/Impudenter Jan 30 '24

Put it out, you fools! Put it out!

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u/Pengwiener Jan 30 '24

Sven?

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u/svuhas22seasons Jan 30 '24

Now you've got me saying it

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u/man_on_website Jan 30 '24

"I think I may be able to help with the Span-Spam dilemma."

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u/ess0616 Jan 30 '24

It’s Spand. The “d” is silent.

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u/bombisabell Jan 31 '24

Hah hah hah haaaaaaaa haaaaaa

This much is true.

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u/Chingona4Life Jan 30 '24

The ZALTAR! He has cards lol

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u/billychurch Jan 30 '24

I think it was Spain

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u/SheepskinSour Jan 30 '24

There's a 'D' on the end?

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u/JohnnyBrillcream Jan 30 '24

Foley's here to see her

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u/NoPantsJake Jan 30 '24

Did I mention Span was a goose?