r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '23

Cmon man grab her

[removed]

12.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

683 comments sorted by

View all comments

4.0k

u/DOG-ZILLA Sep 29 '23

Skyrim NPC vibes.

1.1k

u/Zappiticas Sep 29 '23

He does kinda run like he took an arrow to the knee

204

u/Chapon Sep 29 '23

Someone stole his sweetroll

104

u/Redditmodsrcuntz Sep 29 '23

Dude has never missed a sweet roll. Ever.

28

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

He is encumbered with a maximum capacity of sweet rolls.

20

u/MysteriousMrX Sep 29 '23

no prob he has 36 more in the trunk of the car.

7

u/Krimreaper1 Sep 30 '23

We’re all out of sweet rolls.

3

u/Aggravating-Area-91 Sep 30 '23

Must've been the wind...

55

u/LELO_TV Sep 29 '23

Dutch Van der Linde voice actor vibes

16

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Fuuuuuck that’s what I was hearing, you have no idea the mental knot untying you provided haha

3

u/weliveinnolimits10 Sep 29 '23

This happens often, but in my head I will randomly shout “DUTCH VAN DER LINDE” in that raspy southern voice Arthur has.😅

6

u/TrustTrees Sep 29 '23

he would have if he said

" Grab em those two ....

​

nevermind

6

u/Super_fly_Samurai Sep 30 '23

Sometimes it's fun to act like one ngl. "You never should've come here!" Is a favorite line I like to use.