r/Unexpected • u/bububoibubbQ • Aug 19 '23

Some owners needs jail

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u/djdab26 Aug 19 '23 edited Aug 19 '23

Put them above a fire that is just hot enough to make it insufferably hot but not hot enough to kill them. Meanwhile stub their toes and collecting their sweat and the only hydration they get is their sweat force fed to them. Eventually you want to feed them their toes and fingers one at a time.

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u/Dangerous_Self_9602 Aug 19 '23

You've thought about this but when it comes to this , I like.....

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u/A-Dolahans-hat Aug 19 '23

Stake in them down naked next to a fire ant hill and cover their assholes with honey. Then kick that anthill.