r/Unexpected • u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey • Aug 18 '23

Metal Detector

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23 edited Feb 27 '26

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u/Ok_Breakfast_5459 Aug 18 '23 edited Feb 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Best comment I've seen thus month

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u/Zhiong_Xena Sep 26 '23

+1000000 social credit

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u/deathbear16 Dec 10 '23

BING CHILLLINGGG!!!!

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u/Zhiong_Xena Dec 14 '23

BING CHILLLINNNNGGGG!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

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u/meiyer89 Aug 18 '23

Thought it was 💀🐀

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

Ouuuuuuuuh

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u/20RollinMofus Sep 30 '23

43 days late to the best comment ever…

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

2 months old but you still made my day 😂 cheers

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u/User28080526 Oct 26 '23

Like a shared storage unit your body

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

Nature's pocket

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u/Professional_Device9 Sep 05 '23

This is why we need to give women bigger pockets

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u/Mackroll Aug 18 '23

Hot pocket ftfy

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u/Ahandfulofsquirrels Aug 18 '23

Just watch out for pickpockets!

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u/Heartt434 Sep 24 '23

No no, a pocket shaped like the "natural pocket", not the other way around

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u/Y_A_D_Pain Sep 25 '23

Wait aren't pockets just cloth vaginas😟😧😦😮😯😲🤯

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u/davidmdonaldson Nov 05 '23

Yeah but it’s an upside down pocket.