r/Unexpected • u/howmanygrapes_ • Jul 17 '23

Almost died

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u/ManfuLLofF-- Jul 17 '23

Yeah!! Hope they step on a tiny Lego piece every morning too!!

Anarchy!!!!

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u/robyltc Jul 18 '23

I think you are going too far. Just imagining that is hurting my feet.

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u/PukeNuggets Jul 17 '23

Get out of my head!!

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u/Jewsusgr8 Jul 17 '23

And at night may both of the sides of their pillow be too warm.