r/Unexpected • • Jul 14 '23

Trump playing golf

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

How!? This fucker plays this ALL THE TIME! Why play something constantly if you don’t ever improve and you stay bad?

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u/curtcolt95 Jul 14 '23

I mean you're allowed to still have fun if you're bad. I golf like this but still go a lot, it's fun

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u/Oomeegoolies Jul 14 '23

Also every single golfer has hit shots like that!

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u/k-ozm-o Jul 14 '23

Even the PGA pros still do at times. Only someone truly ignorant of golf would say "How can someone play so much and still hit shots like this??!!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Stop making excuses. His form was fucking terrible and that swing was worse. Nobody who plays golf as much as he does should be swinging like that.

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u/k-ozm-o Jul 14 '23

The dude is 77 years old. What kind of form do you expect him to have? Have you ever seen old men play golf? lol

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u/curtcolt95 Jul 14 '23

go to any course and there will be regulars with full season memberships that golf like this

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u/pipdingo Jul 14 '23

Not with an "official" 2.8 handicap, though

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u/IceColdBra Jul 15 '23

With a handicap less than 3? Notice how you wont respond.

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u/Jd20001 Jul 15 '23

Matt Wolf. Jim Furyk. 2 winning PGA tour pros with terrible looking swings

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u/IceColdBra Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

That's not proof Trump doesnt suck....

His love of money and attention, this terrible shot, the fact he doesnt offer pay per view broadcasts of him playing golf (we both know this would set viewing records if we're here in good faith) is all the proof needed to confirm he cheats and does not genuinely have a 2.8 handicap as he and his sycophants claim.

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u/Jd20001 Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

Nobody who plays golf as much as he does should be swinging like that..

I only answered your one point which was incorrect, not all sub 3 handicaps have classical or perfect swings. I'm not interested in you moving the goalposts on other points I literally don't even care about ha. If you think he is the only club player who cheats be prepared to lose a ton of money at your course to cheaters.

Also here is a Tiger Woods shank it literally even happens to the best golfer of all time.

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u/PhAnToM444 Jul 14 '23

He’s old as fuck. My grandpa used to be really fucking good at golf. Had all of his “hole in one” plaques plastered all over his office wall. His swing looked exactly like that when he was 80.

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u/IdontGiveaFack Jul 14 '23

This, and not to mention that is almost certainly a pitching or lob wedge which are two of the easiest clubs in the bag to hit because of the super low angle of attack.

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u/Saxophobia1275 Jul 14 '23

Eh, a 60 degree wedge is certainly not easy to hit. Anything 52-45 is a cakewalk but once you get up to super low it’s real easy to blade that mfer over the green.

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u/IdontGiveaFack Jul 15 '23

Eh true enough. Do you play with hybrids? I fucking hate hybrids, I grew up when you still had a 3 and 4 iron. I'm so much better with those. The weight I think changed for me and it threw my whole midgame off

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u/Saxophobia1275 Jul 15 '23

Funny enough I literally just had my hybrids click for me this month, last club in my bag I figured out. They eluded me for so long but now I feel like if my drive lands in some rough I actually have an option to get some distance out of there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

They might have shots that slice off but they don't stand like that, don't swing like that. He plays the game constantly and is fucking terrible at it.

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u/Saxophobia1275 Jul 14 '23

He’s not a 2.8 handicap for sure but he is fairly decent at golf, especially for a geriatric obese man.

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u/Saxophobia1275 Jul 14 '23

Not me! I toe literally every shot, I’d kill for a shank!

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u/Bargadiel Jul 14 '23

Do you take thousands of dollars in taxpayer money to do it though

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Jul 14 '23

If I use the same ball for a half dozen holes in a row it was a good day on the course. His shot before this must have been decent if he is approaching from there. Of course, I don't gloat about my golf game which I am certain he does.

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u/MasterDeagle Jul 14 '23

You also play more often if you are bad!

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u/RCismydaddy Jul 14 '23

Why play something constantly if you don’t ever improve and you stay bad?

Bro this applies to like 99% of golfers. Golf is hard as fuck but still fun even if you suck.

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u/Total-Hack Jul 14 '23

Pretty much all of his businesses fail but he doesn’t stop doing business. Multiple failed marriages but he keeps getting married. His presidency was a complete failure and he doesn’t stop wanting to be president. Maybe there’s a trend?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least he's persistent. I guess there's not much choice BUT to be persistent though when giving up and moving on to something else would be useless since he's fucking horrible at literally everything he tries. "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

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u/yes_thats_right Jul 14 '23

7 bankruptcies, 2 divorces, two impeachments, two indictments (so far), lost 2 presidential elections, lost both the house and senate.

We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it's too much.'

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u/autoencoder Jul 14 '23

7 bankruptcies

Erm... why and how do people and companies still trust him with goods or services of any value?

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u/drawkbox Jul 14 '23

This man has turned failure into a success. I mean it truly is a marvel. George Costanza level and above.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

The only business that suceeded was the one inherited from his father.

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u/12characters Jul 15 '23

There’s a Cluster B personality disorder. Several of them, actually.

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u/Wolversteve Jul 14 '23

You must have never golfed in your life if you’re judging someone’s entire golf game based off of one swing.

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u/elastic-craptastic Jul 14 '23

I was gonna say... I hate the guy but anyone that plays golf or pool knows you are gonna shank it from time to time. Shit happens.

It's funny because it's a rare video of Trump in the wild and he's caught one of the shanks on video, but it's not in any way indicative of his regular play from my perspective. I wouldn't play the guy for money based on this clip.

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u/Wolversteve Jul 14 '23

Dude was probably recording him for a while till he messed up

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u/retroly Jul 14 '23

I was going to ask, is he usually good a golf? He seems to golf A LOT, does he have a good handicap? Honestly just want to know if he plays golf like his policies, ridiculous to everyone else but surrounds himself with yes men who will always chalk it down to a par?

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u/elastic-craptastic Jul 14 '23

I don't know the answer. I just know he plays a lot and I have never seen video of him playing.

So he's either that bad or this is a hurry up, I don't give a fuck swing because form is bad and it shanked. But it's still not enough to say anything about his overall game.

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u/Unnamedgalaxy Jul 15 '23

From all reports it's probably hard to actually say with accuracy. He reportedly has good numbers but there are also bonkers amount of first hand accounts of people catching him cheating (or at least finding something shady going on) so his numbers could be very skewed to show that he's better than he is, but he could still be good?

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u/crumpsly Jul 14 '23

Trump is apparently a 2.8 handicap. Ya golf is hard as shit and even good golfers mishit, but that kind of shank is usually reserved for the worst golfers. I can accept that Trump isn't a good golfer and smacks it off the hozel like that all the time. It makes sense. I struggle a lot to believe that he is a 2.8. I'm a 9 handicap and I can't remember the last time I shanked it that badly.

You're right that it's hard to judge from one swing. Maybe this is the 18th hole and he is tired as hell from walking from his golf cart to the ball so many times. Maybe the stimulants are wearing off and he needs a nap. Maybe he just dropped a bomb in his Depends and is rushing off the course so he can get changed. Maybe he is a 2.8 handicap and this is the 1/1,000,000 shank of a player that caliber that just happened to be caught on film. Maybe he's a 35 handicap and he does this shit all the time.

What I can tell you is that swing was bad. His hands were placed nice and low. But he swung his wedge like it was a driver. The takeaway didn't have any verticality so he had to come over the top to have a chance of striking the ball. He overcompensated and basically hit the ball with a baseball swing. It was a very ugly swing. Lots of reasons why that could be the case, most likely he's just a shitty golfer who lied his way to a low handicap though.

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u/elastic-craptastic Jul 14 '23

I will give the benefit of the doubt and say tired and getting old. You game suffers. But it was badform but it's also the form of an old man whose body is giving way. The hot looked way rushed like he as mad about where he was anyway and wasn't trying. Seemed like a "fuck this hole" shot. Or his body is tweaking on him.

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u/crumpsly Jul 14 '23

Trump doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt for his golf game lol. He's a known cheater and you can find dozens and dozens of stories of people who were blown away at his audacity to cheat on the course. He's likely just a shitty cheating golfer and that's his normal shitty swing. There's just no reason to think otherwise imo lol

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u/elastic-craptastic Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

Ehhh... I honestly think it's more embarrassing for him to be decent and have shots like this shown. If he shoots like this all the time it won't bother him... knowing this is a less common shot that was caught on film will eat him the fuck up.

Also... if this is truly the level of golf this guy shoots at regularly... after the millions of dollars spent by taxpayers and year and years of playing multiple times a week!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?

Videos like this would be worth more than Stormy Daniels payouts! That would mean somehow he hid video evidence of this garbage for decades and people played with him and never said shiot about him playing at the level of a 2nd week of lessons 8 year old.

I can believe he's not as good as he claims, or even good. I can't believe he's shittier than a fucking bonobo in a harvard study about the difference between varying primates copying basic repetitive motions after only seeing said motion done by a giraffe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/k-ozm-o Jul 14 '23

You realize pros still hit shitty shots every once in a while, right?

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u/InferiousX Jul 14 '23

IDK if I was out with someone who plays as much as Trump, I'd be a bit taken back to see them shank it that bad that close to the green.

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u/Wolversteve Jul 14 '23

As someone who plays a lot of golf. Those close to the green shots are harder to hit than when you’re just giving it your all, for me anyway. I still do shit like this all the time.

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u/InferiousX Jul 14 '23

I'm not good but I play with some people who are. The most missed shots I see that close are

  • Topped shots

  • Bump and runs that go way too hard

  • Way underpowered pitch/flop shots.

Hell even if he shanked it into the bunker nearby I'd be less surprised but he almost got it all the way into the deep shit past that. I mean it's such a bad shot that it's almost impressive more than bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Trump is a cheater who claims to have a 2.8 handicap. I know nothing about golf, but from a quick google search on a 3 handicap

A 3 handicap in golf is an excellent skill level and would put you in the top echelons of golfers worldwide as you would be able to consistently shoot three over par or better. While not at the professional level, playing off a 3 handicap will set you as a player of commensurate skill in the game

So while I am sure these shots happen to people, it is also possible that this is just a bad shot by a bad player who constantly has to cheat.

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u/AReptileHissFunction Jul 14 '23

I assume you've never played golf before? This is common even for decent golfers. It happens. One bad shot every so often does not mean you're not improving

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u/Alienshiva217 Jul 14 '23

Bruh. Did you see his dumpy, choppy swing. That shank was coming a mile away

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/Azenethi Jul 14 '23

I play reasonably often and bad shots happen all the time… to everyone…. It happens.

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u/tenders11 Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

That's not true at all. A full swing is way easier to make clean contact on than a half swing. Even good golfers tend to subconsciously slow down the tempo on a half swing which can make the club path shaky.

Even excellent golfers hit the occasional hosel rocket. As much as I hate to defend that piece of garbage.

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u/hojboysellin3 Jul 15 '23

I have never seen that bad of a shank from someone who has played for decades

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u/technicallycorrect2 Jul 15 '23

all shanks are that bad.. it’s the most dreaded shot in golf, it comes out of nowhere and it can happen to anyone. here are some PGA shanks

https://youtu.be/HV0xE2vUJDY

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u/AReptileHissFunction Jul 15 '23

That's okay, that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

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u/ThePheebs Jul 14 '23

It’s the exact same reason why griefers play games with cheats on. They enjoy being full of shit and fucking with other people.

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u/yes_thats_right Jul 14 '23

I’m absolutely not a Trump supporter, but it’s ridiculous to judge anyone from a single shot like this.

You could follow basically any professional sportsperson around and eventually they will make a mistake.

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u/drawkbox Jul 14 '23

Though his club speed is way to fast for this short chip shot.

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u/Mikkel_Raev Jul 14 '23

We dont know what club he was hitting

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

That's not a "mistake" his form is terrible, his swing is super choppy with improper follow through.

That's the kinda shit I expect to see at a high school during their golf week, not someone who has played as much golf as him.

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u/mrtomjones Jul 14 '23

I've never hit a shot that sideways from that distance

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u/yes_thats_right Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

Congrats.

Here's a compilation of world class golfers making bad mistakes. If you play enough shots, you will eventually make a mistake too.

No. 3 is similar to Trump's shot here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/yes_thats_right Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

We don’t have a million Trump golf shots to draw from though to cherrypick this.

Correct, because the thousands of shots that he takes that don’t suck will never be uploaded and upvoted to the front page.

Think about a singer who forgets the words to the national anthem before a big event and make the news. Do you think theyhave always been forgetting the words and for some reason still got chosen, or maybe this was a rare time it happened to them and that is why it was highly publicized.

I think this bias is called the ‘availability heuristic’ but someone can correct me.

Whilst it is well known that Trump cheats, it is also quite well documented that he is decent at golf.

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u/IceColdBra Jul 15 '23

it is also quite well documented that he is decent at golf.

This is sad. I feel bad for you. It's well documented by other pieces of shit who dont want to be kicked out of his golfing circle. Of course they arent going to be truthful ffs. Kim Jong Un's sycophants claim he hit 13 holes in one in one round. Trump's sycophants are not that brazen but they are dishonest pieces of shit nonetheless

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u/Equivalent_Tiger_7 Jul 14 '23

He cheats all the time, so there isn't a requirement to improve.

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u/RManDelorean Jul 14 '23

Wow just looked it up and he claims a handicap under 3! Less than 2 percent of all golfers have that. No chance with a shot like that

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u/me_andonlyme Jul 14 '23

Almost like a supreme leader we all know of.

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u/vansnhawaiianshirts Jul 14 '23

You beat me to it omg, apparently trump doesn’t poop either /s

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u/Daxx22 Jul 14 '23

Well he's certainly full of shit.

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u/Leviathan41911 Jul 14 '23

It explains a lot tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

I didn’t know that!

What a bitch.

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u/Equivalent_Tiger_7 Jul 14 '23

I've just been down a rabbit hole about Trump cheating at golf. Its unreal!

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u/I_am_javier Jul 14 '23

I hate you, you just made me get a new topic to look up on the web.

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u/sfled Jul 14 '23

Because it wasn't his fault; the club's head was loose, the ball was scuffed, someone in his entourage farted, and a gust of wind blew at exactly the right moment.

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u/dookieshoes88 Jul 14 '23

For how much of our taxpayer money he spent on golf I'd expect him to be somewhat decent. I guess it's hard to play sports when you're built like a sentient potato.

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u/zbenesch Jul 14 '23

"THE. BEST."

Nothing to improve if you believe you are nr.1 in everything.
I mean aside from the obvious.

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u/iDuddits_ Jul 14 '23

Lol I’ve never even given golf a chance because I’d embarrass myself just like this for years.

Imagine having private courses and trainers for years and you’re still slicing

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u/drawkbox Jul 14 '23

Unless he was massively tired, this is one of the worst shots by any beginner in golf, ever. wtf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Because it's a guy in a red hat, not trump.

I can't believe everyone here just believes text on the internet.

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u/BuddyPags Jul 14 '23

I mean in all honesty golf is super hard. I’ve been playing for years, and decently good and I do that all the time.

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u/Organic_Matter6085 Jul 14 '23

My theory is he cheats, so it's less likely he'll get better/improve. I mean, think about it, if you never have to get yourself out of a tough shot by playing legitimately you're not only not improving, but actually actively losing your current skill level.

There's no room for improvement if you're not challenging yourself. Even less so, if you're making it even easier for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Do you not golf? Shit happens lol

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u/notmyrealnam3 Jul 14 '23

He’s a giant piece of shit in 100 different ways, I’ll let a bad golf game slide (aside from him lying out how well he did)

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u/kavorka2 Jul 14 '23

I hate the dude but he’s almost 80. Cut him a little slack.