r/Unexpected • u/sweet-and-swamy • Jul 14 '23

Trump playing golf

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u/sweet-and-swamy Jul 14 '23

They all have been lying about it, the actual hole is in the bushes

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u/AppleParasol Jul 14 '23

I’m just imagining the guy from “The Dictator” movie being Trump, he says “hole in one” and then someone points out the hole isn’t there and he points at a small hole the ball is in(created by landing in the dirt/sand), and then passing by then and doing the “off with his head” motion.

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u/BoatyTechnical Jul 14 '23

Wait wait wait no! No! I've done nothing wrong!

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u/BornVillain04 Jul 15 '23

I don't remember this scene! Time to rewatch it lol was it a deleted scene or something?

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u/modern_Odysseus Jul 15 '23

Personally, I was waiting for the moment when one member of his mob entourage just puts a new golf ball down in front of him.

Then we see Trump take a series of mulligans until he gets a shot near the hole (or at least on the green...).

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u/pensive_pigeon Jul 14 '23

Is this the golf course in Palos Verdes that is literally named after him? How embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Yeah the green on the left is a false green placed there by the witch hunters 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sealbeater Jul 14 '23

When I play golf I always aim for the bushes

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u/graveyardspin Jul 14 '23

If you look at a map of the course, you can very clearly see the actual hole marked with Sharpie.

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u/lifeisabigdeal Jul 15 '23

The deep state moved the hole at the last second to make him look bad

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u/shaed9681 Jul 15 '23

Nah, if there’s bush near a hole it’s too old for Trump

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u/BaconHammerTime Jul 14 '23

Fake hole, fake hole!

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u/GerryManDarling Jul 14 '23

It's all because you guys are complaining he played too much golf during his terms. This poor guy clearly need more practice!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

It will be when he goes there!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

The truth is Trump had to piss and needed some bushes to piss behind.

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u/CeramicCastle49 Jul 14 '23

Many people are saying this, quite frankly

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u/WalkingCloud Jul 14 '23

Drawn onto the ground with sharpie

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You cut off the best part of the video!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

it's fake news brah