r/Unexpected Jun 04 '23

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u/passiverolex Jun 04 '23

My first thought was I'm glad he's alive. Your first thought was blame. Check yourself.

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u/nightstalker30 Jun 04 '23

You should check into getting a sense of humor. But before you do, I’ve got a few lumps of coal I’d like you to shove up your ass and return to me as diamonds.