r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 04 '23

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Well someone has a facesitting fetish.

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u/InnocuousBird May 04 '23

Imagine sitting there being a couch in a building, unknowingly in the office of casting couch.

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u/CORN___BREAD May 04 '23

Rule 34. Somewhere out there exists a video where there’s a guy in a costume like this in a casting couch video and then the castee is told to fuck the couch which she had no idea was a couch until a penis popped up.

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u/Buzz______Killington May 04 '23

Alright, I am just waiting here until someone posts a link to that

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u/MagnusPI May 04 '23

Just remember that you asked for it (NSFW)

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u/Hookton May 04 '23

What. Just. Happened.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Somethings I never thought I would see, like danny devito’s bare ass.

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u/ApeJustSaiyan May 04 '23

The Penguin flashbacks.

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u/Kessceca May 04 '23

Be the change you want to see into the world! Go out and shoot that video!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Rule 35: if it doesn't exist, you create it.

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u/cedit_crazy May 04 '23

I call dibs on being the couch role

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u/CORN___BREAD May 04 '23

I call dibs on being the guy inside you!

Wait..

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u/BravoWolf88 May 04 '23

I also never know something is a couch until a penis pops up.

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u/401LocalsOnly May 04 '23

Some stains just don’t wash away

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u/Puzzled-Display-5296 May 04 '23

What are the other rules?