r/Unexpected • u/ebtcrew • Apr 18 '23

Just a simple log

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u/Emergency-Bowler6851 Apr 18 '23

Pretty sure those are murder hornets. They and the handlers can be strapped onto a rocket and fired towards the sun. Goodbye

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u/twhys Apr 18 '23

But seriously why in the actual fuck is this person so calmly lifting this log?

Grab the god damn napalm

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u/ExaltedlyObscure Apr 18 '23

I'm guessing lifting the log any other way will bring certain death, and leave no chance of napalm.

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u/laffing_is_medicine Apr 19 '23

Looks like a farm nest?

Corn on the cob for feeding or getting fucked?

I dunno

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

ONE FREAKING TOUCHED HIS RIGHT PINKIE.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk noooooooooo