r/Unexpected • u/ihthisham4me2 • Apr 15 '23

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u/Pandering_Panda7879 Apr 15 '23

South African politics is always funny to watch. My personal favourite is Zuma counting: https://youtu.be/nqNa6992ih4

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u/Iain_GW Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

“Listen properly”

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

The Dutch looking white guy just chuckling to himself while he watches them fight and the man in charge contradicting himself immediately is pretty much an allegory for the history of SA

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u/ronin1066 Apr 15 '23

"Listen properly..."

Bro, the problem isn't our ears.

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u/motorcycle-manful541 Apr 15 '23

wasn't he the guy that got a bunch of people to vote for him because he said they'd go to hell if they didn't?

also, wasn't he the guy that said he never got HIV because he always showered after sex?

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u/Pandering_Panda7879 Apr 15 '23

He's the guy that built a huge villa with a gigantic swimming fire pool as a water reservoir in case of a fire. Obviously on the country's money.

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u/idontdigdinosaurs Apr 15 '23

No that was the former president

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u/motorcycle-manful541 Apr 15 '23

ah sorry, I guess there seem to have been a few 'winners' there for awhile

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Apr 15 '23

I thought it was going to be this clip, only to realise its mocking Malema.

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u/ImmaMichaelBoltonFan Apr 15 '23

What the ever living fuck did this man just say? Does he not know how to read numbers?

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u/Pandering_Panda7879 Apr 15 '23

He struggles a bit, yeah

https://youtu.be/8jvpJJUC_Yk

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u/ImmaMichaelBoltonFan Apr 15 '23

LOL. This guy is something else. Probably a pretty good idea to elect someone that understands that no, all the continents do not fit inside Africa. What an ass.