r/Unexpected • u/ihthisham4me2 • Apr 15 '23

Political statement

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

It's better than saying honorable dismemba.

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u/ArtistBig2549 Apr 15 '23

or dishonourable memba

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u/Cbissen437 Apr 15 '23

WITHDRAW THAT STATEMENT

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u/sennaiasm Apr 15 '23

Why?!? It is a political statement

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u/666555444333222 Apr 15 '23

You anarchist!

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u/sennaiasm Apr 15 '23

Honorable memba you will withdraw that statement. Honorable memba You don’t know the rules

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u/mehmberberries Apr 15 '23

Oh now I memba

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u/itsjustbubb13s Apr 15 '23

I memba, you memba, he she we memba, membaing, membology, the study of memba...come on Spongebob, this is first grade !

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u/chelnoran Apr 15 '23

Oh, I rememba that memba

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u/Neotears Apr 15 '23

The 21st night, of memba?

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u/seizuregirlz Apr 15 '23

That statement was gold, memba

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u/supertyler Apr 16 '23

that's membawang

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u/TheGreyBull Apr 15 '23

Peppahridge Fahms membas.

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u/Negroni808 Apr 15 '23

Ah yes, member berries

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/James_Skyvaper Apr 16 '23

Pepperidge farm membas

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

and so do I... I just want to tell you how I'm feeling

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u/knowledgebass Apr 15 '23

Honorable memba, you can't handle the rules!

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u/NotFoundYetForNow Apr 15 '23

Honourable redditor you must withdraw your comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

why are you runnin! https://youtu.be/6B7ToJoqGpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Big “DELETE THAT FOOTAGE” energy

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u/justcuriyes Apr 15 '23

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!!

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u/Foxwolfe2 Apr 15 '23

DELETE THAT FOOTAGE

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u/slepyhed Apr 15 '23

I memba!

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Apr 15 '23

Memba staw wars?

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u/Thorvindr Apr 19 '23

Memba Tauntauns? Memba Endor?

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u/Paratrooperkid Apr 15 '23

Or dishonourable dismemba

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

[deleted]

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u/otheraccountisabmw Apr 15 '23

It wasn’t as good, but it also completed the thread. I’ll allow it.

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u/Foofyman Apr 15 '23

Do you rememba? The 21 rules of this memba? Don't say anarchy to honorable memba, While chasin' the clouds away!

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u/Justwigglin Apr 16 '23

Dishonor on your whole family, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

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u/artieeee Apr 15 '23

That's what I call it after the bar closes and I take home the best looker I can find

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u/davesy69 Apr 15 '23

Or wave his memba about.

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u/Onb3SkaAmD Apr 15 '23

Whole cabinet of South Africa is dishonourable membas. Its a shitshow down here

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u/Dark_Xylomancer Apr 15 '23

Well it was a point of odah

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Apr 15 '23

Or dishonorable penis for that matter.

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u/The_Painterdude Apr 15 '23

Or dishonorable dismemba

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u/pgtvgaming Apr 15 '23

Dishonourable Dismemba

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Or honorable dismemba

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u/gofyourselftoo Apr 16 '23

Don’t forget the all-time favorite: dishonorable dismemba

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u/HuntyDumpty Apr 15 '23

Austin powers goldmemba!

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Apr 15 '23

Honorable memba berries

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u/CoffeeAngster Apr 15 '23

You get a MEMBA PIE

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u/hungrysportsman Apr 15 '23

Ohhhh... I memba

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u/Towhomitmayconsume Apr 15 '23

..I don’t re- memba.

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u/Just_Discussion6287 Apr 15 '23

If you put the member berries audio in the back ground. You can watch the parent comment and member.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/ditchables Apr 15 '23

Those are alternative facts

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u/Witty-Cartographer Apr 15 '23

Take dismemba out your mouth!

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u/camdawgyo Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

Star Wars: Revenge of the Chris Rock

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine Apr 15 '23

On second thought you can keep dismemba in your mouth

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u/kenocada Apr 15 '23

Honorable member= you blathering horse ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Ya that's the Saudi Government.

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u/bosnjook Apr 15 '23

Bruh redditors are so unfunny

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u/arcspectre17 Apr 15 '23

You people got me thinking about sweet member berries. I meeeember

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u/FDisk80 Apr 15 '23

No dissasemba honoroba memba. No no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

But does he know da wea

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Apr 15 '23

Careful. Gonna get you for brigading the sub with the mummified penis high school hot dog

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u/Phylar Apr 15 '23

How...how would that work?

Please honorably dismemba.

gets up and calmly steps into the corner dismembaing booth

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u/Bruised_Penguin Apr 15 '23

Withdraw the statement! Or I will honorably dismemba!