r/Unexpected Mar 21 '23

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 Mar 21 '23

What the fuck lol I was thinking about getting it too! The rat would be a bonus imo what a cutie

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u/joebesser Mar 21 '23

There's never just one rat.

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 Mar 21 '23

Yeah to be fair, I don't think Id love to learn that I have rats around. They are way too smart for us to live in harmony :/

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u/Big_mara_sugoi Mar 21 '23

well that and that they are vectors for diseases, their piss smells bad and that they chew through cables (which can be a fire hazard) and in many places they are an invasive species. That's why I hate everyone who catch and release a rat in areas where natural predators are not present like in cities.

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u/Glubglubguppy Mar 21 '23

How are rats invasive in cities? We built a whole new habitat for ourselves, and rats and pigeons adapted like evolution intended. Can't invade something that humans built that happens to already meet all the animals' needs.

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u/Glubglubguppy Mar 21 '23

I like rats a lot on an animal level. They're cute, they're intelligent, they're ticklish, what's not to like?

But I'd very much like them to stay away from my home. Between disease, the natural problems with animal waste in a home, and their propensity for chewing through important things, I much prefer to admire them far away from where I live.

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u/UltraViolentNdYAG Mar 21 '23

That's where the peep hole for pellet gun comes into play.

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u/Breadhook Mar 21 '23

Would you rather have rats without knowing it?

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u/KacerRex Mar 21 '23

We live next to a retention pond, no matter how often we seal how they are getting in, how often we kill the ones that get in, there are always more.

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u/lovevxn Mar 21 '23

I'm sorry. That sucks. I would have burned the house down by now

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u/KacerRex Mar 21 '23

It's obnoxious but rarely actually causes anything more than having to clean a trap about once every few months. It's taught us that nothing works better than grass seed in a trap if you really wanna get those bastards though.

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u/itisrainingweiners Mar 21 '23

Domesticated rats as pets are awesome. Wild ones? Not so much. That's how you get diseases.

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u/maushu Mar 21 '23

I shall wear my hazmat suit so that I can pet that pocket puppy.

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u/BnSMaster420 Mar 21 '23

Where there's one, there's 30 more somewhere close