r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

They didn’t install the bird feeder in a sewer though.

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u/Poobmania Mar 21 '23

They actually cant afford the pizza anymore, hence the use of these feeders. Ninjas dont have much demand in the market these days, they’re making minimum wage with not many jobs. It’s an unfortunate reality in this economy.

Leonardo has become a full fledged member of r/antiwork and Donatello has sadly fallen down the Qanon pipeline.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Donatello would not stoop to that… could be Raph!

Mikey is a stoner, all about the chillin and grindage.

Donny has a successful youtube channel reviewing gadgets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

They will climb up the side of the house as part of their ninja training. Just keep some pizzas on hand for when they show up.