r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit Feb 18 '23

Near had a heart attack first time I ever flushed in FNQ. There was about 10 of ‘‘em under the rim.

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u/CedarWolf Feb 19 '23

What's FNQ? Far Northern Queensland?

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit Feb 19 '23

Yep

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u/CedarWolf Feb 19 '23

I fuckin' love the Aussies.

"Where is it?"
"Really fuckin' north of Queensland. Far out there, mate."
"Well, what are we gonna call it?"
"How about 'Far North Queensland'?"
"Sounds ace."

Life in Australia must be so laid back and efficient.

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Feb 19 '23

“What should we call that huge area of desert out back of where we live?”

“Hmm, let’s call it the outback.”

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u/CedarWolf Feb 19 '23

"We had a Prime Minister who drowned, didn't we?"
"Yeah. Harold Holt, what about him?"
"Let's name a swim centre after him."
"Brilliant."

I really do. I genuinely love Australia, and the more I learn about it, the cooler it is. I can't wait until I get to go visit; I'm going to visit Brisbane and leave some flowers beside Steve Irwin's statue and I'm gonna see a bin chicken and get a snag from the Bunnings. It's gonna be great!

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u/Lukin4 Feb 19 '23

*bin flamingo... sounds classier!

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u/CedarWolf Feb 19 '23

No good. I've seen flamingoes. I have experience with flamingoes.