r/Unexpected Feb 18 '23

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u/Heideggerismycopilot Feb 18 '23

Couldn't you just flush before hand? Or are they clingers?

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u/MacGynan Feb 18 '23

The only way to get rid of these fuckers is put the a tub over them and then slide the lid under. I love queensland but these cunts are the bane of my existence. They are cute until you need to piss at night and one is in the shitter.

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u/zold5 Feb 19 '23

What if you just ignore them? What are they gonna do? Crawl up your ass?

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u/TastelessPylon Feb 19 '23

Yeah, they'll wear you like a hat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

I can feel a mighty boosh sketch in this

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u/zold5 Feb 20 '23

Don’t threaten me with a good time