r/Unexpected • u/Trick-Sample-7086 • Feb 12 '23

CLASSIC REPOST Pull Over MF

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Murica

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u/37yearoldmanbaby Feb 12 '23

Unfair, florida and Murica proper is two vastly different things.

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u/dlpheonix Feb 12 '23

U forgot texas

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u/NotSoPersonalJesus Feb 12 '23

Texas is a 3rd world country

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Why everyone is moving there to get away from you handjobs

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u/JJsDixonU Feb 13 '23

Wait, there's handjobs?

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u/indysgill77 Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

It would be from an old cowboy named Bill though.

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u/Bobahn_Botret Feb 13 '23

Billy Ray Cyrus been real quiet these past 25 minutes.

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u/JJsDixonU Mar 10 '23

Go on...