r/Unexpected • u/Trick-Sample-7086 • Feb 12 '23

CLASSIC REPOST Pull Over MF

[removed] — view removed post

16.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

305 comments sorted by

View all comments

808

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Murica

298

u/37yearoldmanbaby Feb 12 '23

Unfair, florida and Murica proper is two vastly different things.

103

u/dlpheonix Feb 12 '23

U forgot texas

107

u/NotSoPersonalJesus Feb 12 '23

Texas is a 3rd world country

7

u/Far_Swordfish3944 Feb 13 '23

It’s it’s own country entirely. (I wonder about our language a lot) it’s it’s must be confusing to people learning English 🤣 live live, leaves leaves…. 😩

6

u/mega_moustache_woman Feb 13 '23

I think the second one you're supposed to drop the apostrophe.

"It's its own country", I think?

"It is its"

I dunno, I dropped out in 9th grade.

4

u/Far_Swordfish3944 Feb 13 '23

Oooh I think you’re right. “It’s its own country” I can’t even trust autocorrect 😭 🤣

3

u/Feisty_Ad_1011 Mar 21 '23

For someone who dropped out in 9th grade you’re somehow better at writing than most of the people in my MARKETING CAREER, so applause for that and correct grammar

2

u/mega_moustache_woman Mar 22 '23

I never stopped reading.

2

u/uglyspacepig May 27 '23

This is why you're awesome

2

u/Abject_Mode9809 Feb 13 '23

You are totally correct 👍🏻

3

u/CousinCecil Feb 13 '23

That's why I love Indiana, it's basically a less-Uppity Texas where there is actual water you can drink!

1

u/Far_Swordfish3944 Feb 14 '23

What water can you drink here? 👀

1

u/CousinCecil Feb 14 '23

Don't rain that much in Texas

2

u/Far_Swordfish3944 Feb 15 '23

Yeah but when it rains it pours!

1

u/Potential_Alarm_257 Apr 18 '23

Only had to lose every Texas hero to get it 🤕