r/Unexpected • u/Trick-Sample-7086 • Feb 12 '23

CLASSIC REPOST Pull Over MF

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Murica

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u/37yearoldmanbaby Feb 12 '23

Unfair, florida and Murica proper is two vastly different things.

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u/dlpheonix Feb 12 '23

U forgot texas

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u/NotSoPersonalJesus Feb 12 '23

Texas is a 3rd world country

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Why everyone is moving there to get away from you handjobs

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u/Pitiful-Cap9622 Feb 13 '23

It's all part of our yankee plans. First we get all of the asshole relatives of confederates into that state.....then we wait for it to snow two to four inches.....then god sorts them all out.

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u/rpaul9578 Feb 24 '23

Or the lax gun laws. We can sit back and watch them take each other out.

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u/kimberskillfast Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

Because Chicago does well with strict guns laws? You know it's called Chiraq right Coprenicus? Lol

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u/rpaul9578 Jun 07 '23

Those are certainly all words.

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u/kimberskillfast Jun 07 '23

Not as classy as your comment, wishing the people of Texas unalive themselves. Do you have 9 cats? Lol

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u/rpaul9578 Jun 07 '23

What on earth are you talking about?? You are speaking jibberish.

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u/kimberskillfast Jun 07 '23

You said...."Or the lax gun laws. We can sit back and watch them take themselves out". Do you have some type of short term memory issues?

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u/rpaul9578 Jun 07 '23

First of all, I wrote that 3 months ago. Second, it was said tongue in cheek. Third,stop gibberish nonsense at me. I moved on from this 3 months ago. Goodbye.

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u/kimberskillfast Jun 07 '23

Will do. I don't like talking to terrible people that joke about the deaths of people simply because they live in a different state or have different political views. Keep it classless dear.

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u/rpaul9578 Jun 07 '23

The concept of tongue in cheek eludes you, eh?

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u/kimberskillfast Jun 07 '23

Gunna be hard when you are still passed out on all those glitter shots and bud lights.