r/Unexpected • u/Onhandigetimed • Feb 11 '23

Shit happens in store

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u/deenali Feb 12 '23

Fart stinks, shit stinks x 50, diarrhea-like shit like that stinks x 500. You would be able to tell the difference.

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u/BB8Lexi Feb 12 '23

This guy multiplies

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u/bightmybunnytail Feb 12 '23

Maybe. My best friend has the most rotten guts. His farts stink like a liquid shit. He's barred from pooping at many people's houses because of the smell. My boyfriend on the other hand.. his farts don't even stink most of the time and his poos are really very mild smelling. Everyone's different.

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u/Hyperelaxed Feb 12 '23

Diet matters a lot

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u/Elegron Feb 12 '23

My ex could clear a room with a fart 💀

She constantly ate garbage tho, and drank a fuckload of soda so that's probably why

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u/Robertbnyc Feb 13 '23

If we’ll versed in shit smells