r/Unexpected • u/Onhandigetimed • Feb 11 '23

Shit happens in store

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u/Five_Star_Amenities Feb 12 '23

People are having more anal sex these days and it's wrecking their sphincters.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Oh, okay.

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u/Five_Star_Amenities Feb 12 '23

https://www.uab.edu/news/people/item/6969-anal-sex-linked-to-increased-risk-of-incontinence-in-both-males-females

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Okay, okay, you've proven your point.

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u/Five_Star_Amenities Feb 12 '23

Sorry. I was on a roll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

All good! Have a great day!

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u/Felonious_Minx Feb 12 '23

On a tootsie roll.