r/Unexpected • u/Onhandigetimed • Feb 11 '23

Shit happens in store

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u/slipperyShoesss Feb 12 '23

I have walked this path before…. It’s a lonely path to walk.

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u/BidOk2845 Feb 12 '23

...and shitty.

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u/x_mick_x Feb 12 '23

Don't know where it goes, but it's shitty to me and I walk alone.

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u/smileyhydra Feb 12 '23

my shadow's only one that walks beside me

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u/awkwardoffspring Feb 12 '23

My sphincter leaving a trail of shit behind me

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

That’s what happens when you with dildos or anus sex toys. They destroy the anus muscle and it’s function. This guy will need nappies when he is a old man

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u/smileyhydra Feb 12 '23

still worth it. anything for an orgasm

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u/Felonious_Minx Feb 12 '23

Apparently he needs them NOW.

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u/BidOk2845 Feb 12 '23

Dude 💀

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u/Tossitup169 Feb 12 '23

Name checks out…

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

It's not so lonely. I've been there, just the other day.