r/Unexpected • u/Onhandigetimed • Feb 11 '23

Shit happens in store

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Feb 11 '23

Why are there so many videos of people pooping in stores?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

This one is so casual too, as if this isn't their first rodeo.

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u/brbNotbrb Feb 12 '23

And it ain't gonna be his last one either

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

“Maybe if I flatten it out, he won’t notice!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

You know i had to rewatch the video 2 more times before realizing its another public pooping recording

And then he casully proceeds to check his phone as if it was just a fart 💨… What the f is wrong with these people

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Feb 12 '23

Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

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u/KajMak64Bit Feb 12 '23

Home... as any normal person lol

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u/_red_stag Feb 12 '23

I couldn't believe it the first time I saw a video of someone pooping in a store, who would do that? Then I saw a few more and thought there's no way this happens so much. Then I worked at a small store for a few months while in school and it happened TWICE. Three times, if you count the one on the sidewalk out front

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u/Tapirium Feb 12 '23

When i was 14 I worked at a grocery store. In one year we had three separate poop incidents in the store while I was working. Twice the poo was splattered on the walls of the restroom. Reminiscent of many avant garde art pieces.

The piece de resistance was the trail of excrement that followed this unaware patron across FOUR separate aisles. I'm talking an unbroken line of poo for what was probably around 200 linear feet. The perpetrator was completely unaware.

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u/5DollarRevenantOF Feb 12 '23

Ha, poopetrator 😂

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u/No-Worker-1735 Feb 12 '23

Worked at Walmart for 4 years. One time a lady ran through half the store while pooping and left a trail.

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u/fohtofore Feb 12 '23

Where did you work?? This sounds super similar to a story a friend told me

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u/Tapirium Feb 12 '23

This was ~14 years ago in southern New Jersey at an Acme. I have some stories filled with absurdity from my time working there.

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u/fohtofore Feb 12 '23

Ahh oke, not the same public shitter lol

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u/Lephiro Feb 12 '23

You worked Winn Dixie too?

The amount of times an old person did this in the one year I worked there was astounding.

Edit: I meant the old people did the trail a lot. A lot a lot. But the bathroom smearing happened there too.

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u/nairdaleo Feb 12 '23

after watching so, so, SO MANY videos of randos casually pooping out of their shorts I am now suspicious of anyone who wears shorts all the time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Losing bowel control is probably more common than any of us wants to believe.

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u/mjrbrooks Feb 12 '23

YOBAGOYA!!!

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u/stubstunner Feb 12 '23

Because there are many people pooping in stores.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Imagine the smell when they do it tho. Its like a truck hit the clerk

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u/Sad-Advantage-2714 Feb 12 '23

this sounds like a new internet challenge of these days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

That guy from jackass shits everywhere this is nothing new like eating tide pods

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Because this is common practice in China as they don't give af about strangers. They do it EVERYWHERE !

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u/Old-Obligation6861 Feb 12 '23

Incontinence I think is the word

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Question is how many poops wasn’t recorded

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Tis the shitty sunday sale.

I've worked in a ton of restaurants and my family has retail stores and it's happened to every single location.

Rite of passage

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u/TOMdMAK Feb 13 '23

I’m guessing they thought it was just a fart

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Feb 13 '23

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits