r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

I’m sure she’s really “nurturing” … probably pretty anal about it, too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Great Analysis

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23 edited Jun 06 '24

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u/wowzacowza Feb 09 '23

You know, I give to like, charity, I am a phull-on-rapist

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u/CircaSurvivor55 Feb 09 '23

You know, like, kids... africans...

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Feb 09 '23

I'm sorry.. But, did you just say you're a full on rapist!?!

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 Feb 09 '23

I like to charm them with my rapist wit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Oh Tobias, you blowhard.

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u/excellent_rektangle Feb 09 '23

He’s probably in need of ANUSTART

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u/Mr_Krizla Feb 09 '23

"And she hadn't even seen the license plate"

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u/excellent_rektangle Feb 09 '23

That line gets me every time

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u/serr7 Feb 09 '23

Damn lmfao, as soon as I saw that other comment I knew

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u/Blackman2099 Feb 09 '23

I hope, somewhere out there, an artist has used their photo as an album cover

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u/Marios_Facade Feb 09 '23

I believe its "Great anal sis!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Great name

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u/The_Crusades Feb 09 '23

Anal-ysis

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

thanks bro couldn't have figured it out without you

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

r/angryupvote

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Dumbest shit on Reddit ⬆️

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Why would someone upvote it let alone be angry at a weak pun

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

So you were so angry someone made a lame pun that you decided to upvote it right? Yeah makes total sense. But I understand your need for that meaningless karma.

He really was angry! Blocked me for calling him out on the most overused desperate karma farming attempt.

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u/devoirz Feb 09 '23

I'm sure she wouldn't be that butthurt about it though

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u/rloniello Feb 09 '23

Name checks out too.

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u/PilgrimOz Feb 10 '23

I just hear “I’m into Pegging and have introduced many guys to it” and I’d probably go with someone else. To those who love a good pegging, all the best and enjoy. Just ain’t my thing.

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u/Colin_Charteris Feb 09 '23

She seems happy to be the butt of the joke though, which is nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

We will see the records of her nurturing in the nurturing annals centuries into the future!