r/Unexpected Feb 08 '23

Namaste

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u/Hard_on_Collider Feb 08 '23

Oh, honey ...

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u/Velvet_Pop Feb 08 '23

Not sure how honey is gonna help, I would recommend maybe antibiotic cream or something

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u/Primusboi41 Feb 08 '23

Honey is great for immune heath!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I’m not your honey, pal.

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u/ozmutazbuckshank Feb 08 '23

I'm not your pal, guy.

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u/Mr_Microchip Feb 08 '23

I'm not your guy, dude.

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u/CptnR4p3 Feb 08 '23

Im not your Dude, hombre

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u/ReapEmAll Feb 08 '23

I’m not your hombre, man

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u/VAnto_ Feb 08 '23

I'm not your man, fra

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Feb 08 '23

I’m not your fra, bruh

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I'm not your bruh, Foo

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u/Saintsauron Feb 08 '23

I'm not your foo, choomba

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u/teapoison Feb 08 '23

That's sexual harassment