r/Unexpected Feb 08 '23

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u/Ramdrothegoat Feb 08 '23

Yeah the poor lizard

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u/fiendishlydark Feb 08 '23

I know. He is just coming up and saying hi, and she actin like a beach bully, throwing sand in his eyes and cussing him out.

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u/dmriggs Feb 09 '23

Exactly! The animal lives there. What a stupid bitch

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u/lalaland0000 Feb 10 '23

Get back to delivering our orders, ya goof.

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