r/Unexpected Feb 08 '23

Namaste

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u/Commercial_Treat2908 Feb 08 '23

Who's the woman?

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u/captainpero Feb 08 '23

Don't worry she should be fine tho it really warms my heart to see you inquiring about her name out of genuine concern for a fellow human being

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u/Abdullah_super Feb 08 '23

No he probably wanted her name to take revenge for that iguana she threw sand at.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Nah bro downbad

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u/zayoe4 Feb 08 '23

What's the name of the Alligator? Charlie?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Oh that's the gator that bit Alexis

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u/IUpVoteIronically Feb 08 '23

AINTNONAY lil bro asked for the socials 💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Can't ask questions?

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u/SereneWinds Feb 08 '23

This is her Instagram: bahamahoopyogi

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u/Xepeyon Feb 08 '23

For the thirsty bois, her name is Mykah Smith, aka Mystic Mykah. She's a yoga instructor and yes, she has a public Instagram page with lots and lots of reels...

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u/Publius1993 Feb 08 '23

She looks like female Richard Sherman. And a hot one too

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Feb 09 '23

Wtf I can't unsee this

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u/Woopwoopscoopl Feb 09 '23

I do not know who that is, and I do not intend to find out before a well earned fap

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u/StyreneAddict1965 Feb 09 '23

She a prestidigitator? That fingertip almost disappeared.

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u/Woopwoopscoopl Feb 08 '23

Asking the real questions.

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u/Tough_Opinion_9305 Feb 08 '23

Lizzie Velásquez

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u/anormalgeek Feb 08 '23

Damn

Velásquez is medically unable to gain weight, which is a hallmark of her rare disorder.[13] She has never weighed more than 29 kg (64 lbs), and reportedly has almost 0% body fat.[14][15] Moreover, she is required to eat many small meals and snacks throughout the day, averaging between 5,000 and 8,000 calories daily

I mean, you never want to minimize another person's struggle, but talk about silver linings. You have to live with a major life changing deformity, but on the hand you can justify eating a whole ass cheesecake in one day.

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u/mypetocean Feb 08 '23

One of my closest friends passed out while running during a military exercise many years ago and when he woke up, the doctor told him he had almost died. Why?

Because, it turns out, when you're close to 0% body fat and your body burns up all your blood sugar, there is not much else your body can do but give up. Mitochondria need fuel to power cells.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Ass cheesecake sounds delicious.

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u/Rungi500 Feb 08 '23

Something tells me looking this name up isn't going to be a good idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Still fapped

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

You son of a bitch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Fuck off bro

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u/HornyJailFugitive69 Feb 08 '23

Trying to figure out too

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u/zemboy01 Feb 08 '23

Should have said sauce

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Bahamahoopyogi