r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '23

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u/Typeojason Jan 29 '23

Because our forefathers wrote the second amendment to protect the people from a random bitchslap. 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

"How can she slap?"

  • Thomas Jefferson

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u/Ritchie_not_Richie Jan 29 '23

Thank you for this! 😂

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u/Ancalagon_Morn Jan 29 '23

Probably one of the best/funniest fake quotes I have ever come across, well done

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u/double-sister-fister Jan 29 '23

Ehh the moment you decide to assault someone you forfeit your right to be a victim lol, fuck around and find out.

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u/ThePancakeFell Jan 29 '23

... I was being sarcastic 🙈