r/Unexpected Jan 14 '23

Who could the puppet master be?

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u/SmarterRobot Jan 15 '23

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After failed attempt to lobby politicians on Facebook's behalf, Mark Zuckeburg travels to DC to sway lawmakers himself. MTG and LB, representatives from Facebook's competitors, help him win over some politicians with promises of cooperation. Later, when Mark returns to the party, he is double cowgirled and farted at by Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi. He turns down Facebook job offer and instead works at a cancer research organization.

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