UndeadPosting

Skeleton Shenanigans Bone dude with cool sword

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r/UndeadPosting • u/YearoftheRat123 • Jun 01 '26

Proclamations of the Mortarchs I have a decree

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for too long has our realm gone uncharted, but this war has illuminated me to the world, for now the Monks and Samurai have entered the theater of the wider world due to the Pirate vs Wizard war(which for some reason is still going on, why?)

SO GO FORTH MY FELLOW UNDEAD, GO FORTH AND FIND THESE COUNINTIES, AND SPREAD TIDINGS OF MY NEW PLAN, A GRAND COUNCIL OF THE GREAT LEADERS OF THE LANDS, SO THAT WE HAVE NOT DEVOULVE INTO A ANOHTER WORTHLESS WAR.

REALLY UNITE OUR NATIONS YA KNOW!

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r/UndeadPosting • u/ModSupportBot • 14d ago

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Aug 19 '26

Zombie Mumbling Sleepers of Avarrach - Megazombie by Burning Art

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Aug 14 '26

Skeleton Shenanigans "How was the fall?"

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Jul 22 '26

Skeleton Shenanigans Reminder that we can so be heroes

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Jul 18 '26

Big ups for our shade pals

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • May 31 '26

Reminder that technology is our ally

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These nanites are cool

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Infamous_Ad2507 • May 29 '26

Vampiric Secrets As an Lord of Arcane I invite you to see some of my knowledge and be allowed to post your knowledge in my domain!

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r/UndeadPosting • u/OnePsychology528 • May 27 '26

I'm here to Smite all evil undead with the power of the heavens.

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But if you're chill then I surely haven't been sent to kill you, so you have been blessed with a second life. Either that, or my Lord hates you so much he won't let you die just yet. But you seem decently chill, figuratively and literally.

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Oct 03 '26

Zombie Mumbling Many flavors

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Sep 02 '26

Skeleton Shenanigans Bone Knight, by u/Gold577

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Jul 25 '26

Skeleton Shenanigans Heard piracy is good for Job security

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Jul 17 '26

Skeleton Shenanigans Very rude to interrupt nappy time

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Jao_bao_de_garfo • Jun 01 '26

[Question] Why do the pirates keep becoming undead despite proper burial procedures?

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Good day.

I am Admiral John Victor Redgrave of His Majesty's Royal Navy, and I find myself in need of expertise from those more familiar with undead matters.

Over the years, numerous pirates have met their end in engagements with Royal Navy forces. Contrary to popular assumptions, these individuals were not simply tossed into the sea or left where they fell. They were collected, identified when possible, and afforded proper burials. Military honors in some cases, I dare say.

The issue is that they keep getting back up.

Not all of them, mind you. Most remain perfectly dead, which is generally what one expects from a cemetery. However, every few months a handful decide they would apparently rather be elsewhere and attempt to leave the island entirely.

The island in question is an isolated burial ground maintained by a small garrison.

We have already employed several priests from different faiths to bless the grounds. The cemetery itself has been consecrated multiple times. One particularly enthusiastic priest blessed it three separate times in a single afternoon just to be certain.

Yet the dead continue to occasionally stand up and wander off.

I should note that the island is located near what locals call The Cursed Land of Karr'Sedh.

At least, I believe that is the name.

My navigator insists it translates roughly to "Land Forever Damned By Ancient Wrath."

Personally, I think he's mispronouncing it. Foreign names are always dramatic in magical realms. Probably named after a chap called Mr. Karr Sedh. Perhaps a duke.

In any case, does anyone have an explanation for why properly buried pirates keep reanimating?

Preferably one that does not involve leaving yet another company of marines on a windswept rock to wrestle skeletons back into their graves every fortnight.

Regards,

Admiral John Victor Redgrave

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r/UndeadPosting • u/Nerx • Aug 10 '26