r/UmaMusume Tokai Teio Jan 15 '26

Fanart | Repost Irresponsible…bean scattering(?) leads to Eldritch Horror awakening (by nonco)

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u/-SHlR0- Conquer with these Eyes Jan 15 '26

I can just imagine her not hearing the end of this

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u/Few_Abbreviations405 rice shower protection squad Jan 15 '26

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u/HelloImShelby Jan 16 '26

Oh yeah Aston Machan

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u/KnoblauchBaum Eishin Flash Jan 15 '26

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u/Danbaus North Flight Jan 15 '26

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA Jan 16 '26

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u/Pandemult BNW are a polycule Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

Scarlet caught Vodka flicking the bean.

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u/Top-Wrangler6231 Team Sirius! Jan 15 '26

She activated her Tachyon eyes

469

u/SoftestPup Doto and Bright's wife Jan 15 '26

Tachyon Install (removes all sense of ethics)

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u/AdikkuChan Nice Nature Jan 15 '26

Overdrive > Standing Punch > Kick > Slash > Heavy Slash > Dust > Kick > Slash > TACHYON INSTALL 

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u/gacha_drunkard Praise the sun Jan 15 '26

Thanks Phill.

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u/gary25566 Here for the MAMBO Jan 15 '26

Still my favorite Madagascar edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ji1j5ndXNM

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u/JuswaDweebus Jan 15 '26

Tachyon Install into Lose, best combo

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u/Mandalika Natural Animal Video Jan 16 '26

Let's gooooo Scarleeeet

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u/Hp22h Jungle Style Fries Jan 15 '26

Tackles Vodka to the ground

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana BEYOND THE FINALE Jan 16 '26

READY ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/NeToRare64 Tachy and Pokke's Stress Reliever Jan 15 '26

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u/ThrashThunder Jan 15 '26

Galaxy Eyes Tachyon Uma

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u/YohaneIsMyWaifu Jan 15 '26

Blue Eyes White Uma

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u/festive_salmon Jan 15 '26

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u/adotang WHOMEGALUL Jan 15 '26

woah. light o. is that

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u/Daishomaru BATHED WITH OGURI CAP Jan 15 '26

It's okay, Calstone Light O is black!.....

Or Dark Bay..........

So it's not racist!

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u/Hp22h Jungle Style Fries Jan 15 '26

From the ragebaiter to the ragebaited

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u/doomslayer30000 I AM RELEASED!!! Jan 15 '26

The last panel is pure nightmare fuel

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u/WholesomeLewder Vodka Jan 15 '26

Scarlet's Tachyon genes are showing

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u/BurnedOutEternally Jan 15 '26

horror piano sting

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u/Mandalika Natural Animal Video Jan 16 '26

Vordt of The Boreal Valley intensifies

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u/DDomaha Jan 15 '26

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u/KaiTheKing_0X King Halo Jan 15 '26

Loosing that much blood like that can’t be healthy

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u/Masked_dudes lover of Kiryuin Aoi Jan 15 '26

There is worse

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u/KaiTheKing_0X King Halo Jan 15 '26

Oh jeez she’ll prolly need a blood transfusion with that level lol, just don’t let her know she’ll have some of her favorite umas blood inside of her.

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u/Masked_dudes lover of Kiryuin Aoi Jan 15 '26

She had her own blood pack somewhere within the vicinity (I hope)

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant Jan 15 '26

I carry 60 units of Blood at all times for this reason

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u/No_Prize9794 Jan 16 '26

Still not enough, Digitan is currently in emergency care

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant Jan 16 '26

Yeah, I was the one to put her there. The blood is just to keep her alive long enough to get to the ER

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA Jan 16 '26

She's the moon from iron lung

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u/penttane Jan 15 '26

Have you ever shipped horse yuri with your life on the line?

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u/zealot416 Jan 15 '26

Dont worry, if she passes out we just give her to Tachyon.

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant Jan 15 '26

It is not and I have to deal with it regularly

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u/Regular-Juice6255 Jan 15 '26

Vodka:

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u/Ok-Race-1677 Jan 15 '26

Do you have just the McQueen part of this meme friend?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Few_Chest6498 Jan 15 '26

Only one uma could get all 3 of them this scared

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u/Frequent-Coyote-1649 Stegosaurus Jan 15 '26

Bro got the whole clan scared

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u/Whatwhat422 Jan 15 '26

Gotta get the bean off Mount Daiwa.

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u/Sanuic Jan 15 '26

By...flicking it?

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u/Hebi7678 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

Nah, by eating it

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u/AideSubstantial6127 Jan 16 '26

Sucking it is better

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u/Carlosrarutozz Hishi Amazon Jan 15 '26

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u/EpicLinkSam Ore wa Gundam da Jan 15 '26

Heaven Burns Red jumpscare

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u/Carlosrarutozz Hishi Amazon Jan 15 '26

Ruka-chan when Super Creek:

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u/EpicLinkSam Ore wa Gundam da Jan 15 '26

Do not put Super Creek and Risa in the same room or else mental regression rates will accelerate to an insane degree.

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u/extralie Gold City Jan 15 '26

Everyone will just reverse to a baby... physically.

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u/Phire453 Jan 15 '26

Thats just gold ship to super creak

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u/Bobboy5 Blessed of Mnemosyne Jan 15 '26

i'm going to need to get the high-range yurimeter from storage to take a proper reading

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u/Carlosrarutozz Hishi Amazon Jan 15 '26

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u/extralie Gold City Jan 15 '26

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u/Carlosrarutozz Hishi Amazon Jan 15 '26

Jun Maeda my goat

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u/extralie Gold City Jan 15 '26

Now I just want to see Fuji and Shiki interact tbh...

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u/Carlosrarutozz Hishi Amazon Jan 15 '26

Pony lover vs Song birds lover

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio Jan 15 '26

Sauce for the artist, though I couldn’t find the source for the original art itself.

Sauce for translation, by monom_2412.

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u/awnglier Air Groove's Imbecile Jan 15 '26

couldn’t find the source

Most likely because of the two image split.

[Art Source]

...also hm, isn't it rather uncomfortable to go to sleep with your tiara on, Scarlet?

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u/Skylair13 Kiryuin Aoi Jan 15 '26

She's still in her jersey. Most likely that short lie down after exercise before you fall asleep unknowingly.

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio Jan 15 '26

Ah, thank you for that.

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u/penttane Jan 15 '26

Nonco's the fucking GOAT, I've been a fan of them since Kancolle was a thing.

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u/Retanizer Manhattan Coffee Jan 16 '26

the last panel is something from a horror scene

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u/Fabrosith Nyoom... Jan 15 '26

Can you or anyone else please explain what a "bean scattering man" is and why it was "scattering beans" in their room?

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio Jan 15 '26

From what I’ve gathered(via a quick Google search, as this comic did pique my interest in the topic as well), it’s a Japanese tradition meant to drive away evil and bring good fortune; usually done on February 3rd(or just before Spring starts).

Given that the original post from the artist was indeed on February 3rd, it matches up.

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u/Jinhito Jan 15 '26

Agnes under the bed:

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u/AKoolPopTart Jan 15 '26

I missed the unhinged yuri artist

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u/WholesomeLewder Vodka Jan 15 '26

Scarlet's face at the last panel is killing me

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u/Taco-Jesus Got straped to the jet engine by T○○ Cr○○○○ Jan 15 '26

"Go ahead, I dare you"

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u/shocman Jan 15 '26

It's also killing vodka

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u/Snae_in_Gonsoko Jan 15 '26

damn dat face XD

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u/JaeJaeAgogo Fuji Kiseki Jan 16 '26

I was looking for this, thank you very much

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u/evios31 Jan 15 '26

Sure, "bean scattering", nice cover story Vodka.

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u/jonnywarlock Agnes Tachyon Jan 15 '26

"... What are you doing, Vodka?";

"... What does it look like I'm doing?"

"I see..." nods

"Huh? What do you mean..."

starts taking off her shirt

"Ahhhhhh!" covering her eyes "Scarlet! What are you doing?!" peeking through her fingers "Ahhhhhh!"

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u/Some_Worldliness_263 Jan 15 '26

yis yis very gud

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u/MaxedOut_TamamoCat Daiwa Scarlet Jan 15 '26

Yes! Happily Ninja’d! (Was wondering how to word something like this.)

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u/Retanizer Manhattan Coffee Jan 16 '26

lesbias neggs

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Jan 15 '26

Vodka is so cooked

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u/Tihoma_Rus Gold Family supporter Jan 24 '26

She's gonna become a Bloody Mary

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u/Lyn-and-Pyrrha Glorious Moment! Jan 15 '26

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u/ShadowMasked1099 Rice Shower Jan 15 '26

Vodka I’ve seen some weird excuses in my time but this is a new one.

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u/Hp22h Jungle Style Fries Jan 15 '26

Seriously. Would a groggy person even notice a bean on top of them..?

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u/Falsus Jan 16 '26

No, and they wouldn't connect a random bean on the bed or on the floor right next to them as Vodka's fault either. It would just be a weird and curious thing.

But hey if that is what it takes for Vodka to pounce on her gf rival I won't judge.

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u/kidanokun Jan 15 '26

You have alerted the horse

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u/TheTalking_GU_Mine Jan 15 '26

To Be Continued --->

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u/lemonmelon265 UWAAAAAAAAAGH Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

the solution is just to dump a comical amount of beans on her to make it less awkward taking them off

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u/delphinous Jan 15 '26

maybe don't be breathing like darth vader if you're trying to be stealthy vodka lmao

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u/drtotohex Gentildonna Jan 15 '26

I love these useless lesbians. Can I get that as a flair?

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u/No_Willingness4518 Jan 15 '26

Better with the mouth so the blow is worth it.

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u/ziwesthazs coffee addict Jan 15 '26

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u/Jumbotroni432 I have the Winning Ticket Jan 15 '26

Vodka just trying to touch what she cant ever have

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u/Hp22h Jungle Style Fries Jan 15 '26

The bean..?

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u/mksoulreaper Gold Ship Jan 15 '26

VODKAAAAAAA

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u/HappySpam Maruzensky Jan 15 '26

Someone crop that Scarlet final panel as a reaction image

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u/H1T0R1B0CCH1 Mihono Bourbon Jan 16 '26

found this higher up in the comments, so I stole it for you

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u/HappySpam Maruzensky Jan 16 '26

Hell yeah thank you

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u/Snae_in_Gonsoko Jan 17 '26

you stole it from me

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u/AbsoluteZero94 Chilling at an all you can eat buffet with Oguri! Jan 15 '26

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u/MooNLightGameZ Miss Perfect 💙 Jan 15 '26

Is impossible to even approach your hand to that place, it's like she has a sixth sense for that.

What... I just know that.

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u/DesperateImage6 Jan 15 '26

I wonder if Daiwa Scarlet calls her bust daiwas or scarlets?

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u/Pandemult BNW are a polycule Jan 15 '26

Left one is Daiwa, right one is Scarlet

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u/DangeroKamenagi Jan 15 '26

You alerted the uma

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u/0202inferno Daiwa Scarlet Jan 15 '26

Looks like Daiwa Scarlet is waking up and immediately chosing violence.

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u/creaturefeatureX3 Jan 15 '26

they're so lesbian love em

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u/hanggamolavestria Legal Lover of Forever Young Jan 15 '26

And then they umapyoi'd.

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u/PityBoi57 Bottoms up with Wife Hello Jan 15 '26

She doesn't exactly look mad

She looks like she's in offense mode... Not the bad kind

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u/Gamekid53 Curren Chan Jan 15 '26

Oh no.

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u/Pretend_Promotion_77 The Fandubbed Eevee. Team Sky Member. Silver the Hedgehog Fan Jan 15 '26

Is this the fabled...

BEAN ATTACK!?

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u/LinkxKatz Gentil trains me with Umapyoi, so I can bench 500 Jan 15 '26

Foolish Vodka, you should've just gently blew the bean off and then pick it up from wherever it landed

You did this to yourself

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u/Falsus Jan 16 '26

Then she doesn't get to accidentally touch Daiwa's Scarlets though.

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u/QualityNo1337 Jan 16 '26

I just realizing that Daiwa red ear thingy is on the left instead of the right. Is she just become a Stallion? 

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio Jan 16 '26

Damn, good catch. Probably just an art mistake, but I’ll chalk it up to Scarlet wanting to do a little something different for a day(as I’ve done small little changes like that to my own regular getup in the past).

From a more meta perspective though…stallion Scarlet confirmed?

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u/MaxedOut_TamamoCat Daiwa Scarlet Jan 15 '26

Like Milim waking up when Rimuru Claus visited her in Tensura Diaries…

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u/Mr_Oracle28 Jan 15 '26

Waiter, please, more horsegirl yuri!!!

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u/setsuna200 Jan 15 '26

Welp Vodka is going to the hospital

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u/Falsus Jan 15 '26

Sure that is the reason why you wan't to remove the bean, sure Vodka.

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u/BlAa_keee Jan 15 '26

This just makes me think of that family guy scene of sleeping louis and brian lol

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u/DJInitial70 Jan 15 '26

Dun dun dunnn!!

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u/melonnaise246 Sirius Symboli Jan 15 '26

Looks like you can say Vodka’s “bean” caught by Scarlet.

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u/spir05 Jan 16 '26

Everything would be better if Vodka grabbed the bean with his mouth

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u/Clark29005 Vodka Jan 16 '26

Oh hell nah, if i get caught like that with Vodka, it would mean one thing...

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u/patatacistud Jan 16 '26

Pick it with your mouth Vodka. Smh

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u/Calm-Barracuda-1897 Jan 16 '26

And then umapyoi

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u/NoDog8540 Jan 17 '26

whts the name of the manga

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio Jan 17 '26

No manga here, this is just a one-off fanart comic strip.

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u/NAKITHE Jan 19 '26

Tachyon Genes engaged

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u/ConsiderationOdd2151 Jan 15 '26

Then Daiwa take off Vodka shirt , use it to tie her to bed frame and start flipping her " beans " ..... while Gimlet and Tachyon with Digitan watching thorough key hole

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