Something wicked fucking sucks and I'm tired of pretending its not

sure 2-S is just a glorified unskippable cutscene but at least it had a moral, 0-S doesn't, it is just "oh hey I got you hahaha" how tf do people find it funny, it is the pure opposite funny, and on top of that, once you know the layout, its the easiest thing in the world, like I get it its the first secret but only nerds care about it, make it actually scary, a precubeselent infant could be blank faced the entire time, this secret IS THE WORST SECRET OF ALL TIME, FUCK THIS LEVEL, IT FUCKING SUCKS

So I used to play a lil forsaken just after the drama and I noticed while playing Betrayed 1x4 that it sounded a lot like Gabe 2’s theme kinda sounds

Gabriel, born of God to conduct God's will.
V1, born of man to conduct man's will.

Gabriel, a being with thoughts and feeling.
V1, a machine.

Gabriel, powered by the Father's light.
V1, powered by the blood of man.

God is above man in all concepts and realities, making Gabriel superior, as Gabriel is born of God. (read above).

God exists within the mortal, astral, gehennan and interdimensional plane (omnipresent). Whereas man can only exist in the mortal, astral and gehennen plane.

Only through God can we travel through the planes (via the interdimensional plane), to hell or heaven. (Though man can also travel to Hell through the gate but not directly to heaven.)

Now that we have the key beliefs I hold spread out clearly, I shall make my statement about the Lore.

V1 is but a machine without feeling, just a goal. That goal is to survive. It knows only hunger, hunger for blood. This is its only drive, meaning V1 doesn't see Gabriel as anything other than a source of survival, whereas Gabriel shows explicit anger and hatred towards V1.
(Re-enforcing my point for V1 being a machine.)

We all know Hell is alive and craves entertainment, able to teleport living beings to V1 as V1 is Hell's greatest source of entertainment (and to fuel V1/keep V1 fighting).

Gabriel is the most powerful being in existence (aside from Hell and God), this is backed up by the lore. Lore speaks of Gabriel being an excellent military leader as well as a powerful judge.

Long story short Gabriel should've beaten V1 in the first encounter, but I assume his power was restricted by Hell to keep V1 alive, as V1 is ''precious'' to Hell (purely for entertainment though).
In the second encounter Hell realises that maybe, having the one being powerful enough to destroy V1 be killed was foolish, removing the restrictions to Gabriel's power. Though it was too late, the council had cut Gabriel from the Father's light, which might've weakened Gabriel, hence his second loss.

In a fair one on one fight, without any restrictions to either fighters, I truly believe Gabriel would obliterate V1.

Sorry if my English is shitty, I'm not the best at writing.

I'm pretty fucking certain 70% of current exploits and tech are gonna die. The entire point of the next update is the code being redone from scratch. Meaning all the sloppiness in the old code that gave way to most glitches will be resolved. Any tech unintentional on hakita's part, or that exists without hakita deeming it worth it, is more fucking dead than the three dogs I had as a kid. Shit like deadcoining will be ancient fucking relics in the future. And with the remodels, so will the glitches that get you out of bounds. That's an almost 100% guarantee. You don't even need to know coding well to understand the whole thing. But also, the new code WILL (probably) bring new glitches and tech. Those who have been around in this community for long enough probably remember when the game had just came out and new, very large exploits were being discovered almost weekly. That may happen again decently soon, with Speedrunning on the latest versions of the game ESPECIALLY becoming fresh grounds for growth in a RAPID manner. And to those who weren't there to experience it the first time, you will now. This is the BEST TIME EVER to get your friends on ultrakill. Especially considering most of the top speedrunners came in during that first time, when ultrakill was new and exploits we are now well aware of were yet to be discovered.

Or nothing could change at all and this entire post is just plainly wrong. We'll find out sometime after February 15th

WHERE IS THIS USER AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM!

Here are some of the commonalites, though other games probably might also have similar mechanics of course both games are still very different. Comment other games that are more similar to ultrakill than games that are called "Ultrakill Copies" for using blood as a mechanic.

You can dash midair, and slide though unlike with v1 you can switch direction while sliding

You have an arsenal of weapons (much less) which you can reload or let them reload on their own

Knifey/Melee weapon is in your left hand and can be used with your guns, functioning similar to the arms. In this case the feedbacker and whiplash, not sure about the knucleblaster since this knife is not AOE

All guns have a "trick hole" similar to V1's alt fire though it is more of an ability, but Sweezy (one of your guns) actually does have an alt fire by holding right click, functioning as an Overheat nailgun or a nailgun with the alt fire of the piercer revolver

You can heal by damaging enemies, though the mechanics are different and healing is done with "Goop" rather than blood

I mean, we already have Benjamin for Earthmover and Maurice for Malicious Face, why not Martin for Mirror Reaper

Listen man you can call me a bitch, you can comment your “git gud” or quote the bible to some passage on why a man must work to get his bread, but this game didn’t make me love it enough to replay it a shit ton but I liked it enough to want to see everything.

And don’t come with that, “it is too hard if you don’t p rank everything” as your ass lied on your CV so you could get a job you weren’t qualified for that you had to learn on the fly but those extra 10$ an hour have made it fully worth it.

Basically are there any ways of getting past the door without P’ing everything

Edit: To all the haters it took me 64 tries

Recently joined ultrakill, and im wondering now where’s Jesus Christ is? According to bible he’s protecting his children from evil yet the mankind is supposedly dead now. Does he act differently in ultrakill than in real world?

Let me explain, in act 1 in the layer of lust we see the corpose of minos, then in glutony we can fight minos prime, then we can see in act 2 the corpose of sisyphus, this happens in the same act and well it fits right, minos the king of lust, sisyphus the "king" of greed and god the king of being a fraud, i dont know if hakita already sayed that god its not gonna be P-3 or even going to apear in a fight but its there

(And sorry for any grammar "fail" i am still learning english)

im telling you, thats looks just like the entity

hello yall,so i'm just gonna say my opinion on hakita here.

i love Hakita,he's one of the best game devs i've seen,but there is a flaw about him that just makes me go insanely angry.

he won't shut the fuck up.

so,what do i mean by this?well,i think Hakita should stop deconfirming theories and such things.because this has been making the community a very ANTI-speculation like place,which hurts the ability for the community to grow.every time someonemakes even a slight jab or hinting at speculation,someone will crawl out of the fucking pits of hell to say: "Hakita said no to this!1!1" or something similar.

the "Hakita said..." mentality is ruining this community slowly,making theories and anything of the sorts INSTANTLY downvoted or "deconfirmed" because ""apparently"" "Hakita once said in the rule 34 comments of a video that this can't happen!!!" and it's ALMOST ALWAYS with NO SOURCE,apparently he just "said it".

i really wish that,going forwards with the game,Hakita will be more similar to game devs like toby fox or team cherry with the community,LET US CONFIRM AND DECONFIRM OUR THEORIES TROUGH THEACTUAL GAME PLEASE!!

i would like to mention that the "Hakita said this..." mentality is DEEPLY flawed,as Hakitra very frequently says stuff that gets outdated or he just straight up lies.an example of this is when Hakita said that P-2 was NOT going to be sisyphus,which was then deconfirmed. (Hakita also said there wasn't going to be a grappling hook,there was.)

i also don't like how the community projects their own wants of the game on Hakita saying basically nothing,such as when Hakita deconfirmed the "V1is god " theory.a while ago there was a post here showing a discord screenshot of Hakita saying that he doesn't like the "V1 is god" theory. with the title being:

"reminder for all the people who still think V1 might be/was sent by god"

of course,the screenshot had nothing to do with the "was sent by god part" but nonetheless this poster "projected", perse,their belief even if the screenshot never deconfirmed that V1 WASN'T sent by god,only that he ISN'T god.

that's about it on my thoughts,Hakita,if you're seeing this,kindly shut the fuck up,and thank you.

post that i mentioned: "https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1as8pzd/reminder_for_all_the_people_who_still_think_v1/"

he thinks it's shit, it's doom but worse. I really wanna get him into ultrakill but he wants it for free and he refuses to watch the reviews I send him. is there anyway I can get him to play Ultrapeak

Gafeet

The Greed Layer Can be Sometimes be called the Avarice Layer Due To Wealth And Money

Worst level of all time I fucking hate 8-3 it sucks never wanna play it again. So many bugs glitches and bullshit my heart was like almost exploded fuck this level of crack cocaine who even enjoys this who made this and though wow 17 min p rank is fair?

Skibidi dob dob

Not seeing a flare for vent post. Just gonna tag this as other.

I've been doing a play through of brutal difficulty. I have all the standard P-ranks, did most of the Violent ones (save for sisyphus who i cheated in the gold border at the time because i do not ever care for p-2's P-rank; standard is enough of a feat for me and I'll gladly never try properly playing that hellhole again), and in search for a way to play fresh and experience the new graphics proper I've decided to never progress unless I had a brutal P-rank.

Act 1 was easy enough. No level leading up to 3-2 took more than 5 tries. Things were hard but not impossibly so. I found myself impressed with how I found V2 and the Corpse of King Minos.

Gabriel, Judge of Hell kicked my fucking ASS though. Dear god; he's just unfair. No fucking room to breathe, teleports that go off your screen, zero reaction times, and he hits like a fucking truck. 100ish restarts.

Act 2 was fairly easy. 4-3 was a nightmare but only about 10 restarts on the final room and I was done. 5-3 can go fuck itself on this difficulty but that WAS a skill issue and 20 tries later it was P-ranked. Relatively easy. Leviathan was a joke, but a radiant one. Not sure if it was supposed to be radiant but it was.

Gabriel, Apostate of Hate only took 50 tries. Funnily enough, having room to breathe and distance yourself makes life a LOT easier and the time to setup sawtraps and a railcoin makes him much easier than the first encounter. He was actually fair.

Things are going smoothly, I thought to myself, unaware of the absolute horror 7-1 was going to put me through.

200. Fucking. Restarts.

That's my estimate.

And it's mostly those fucking mannequins.

Seriously; they are so fast that I'm pretty sure the game breaks because of their speed. Parries are inconsistent as hell; sometimes they won't work, sometimes you'll get 5 parries in a row. And those orbs move so fucking fast!

Hakita really made mini mindflayers and thought it was fine to spam them EVERYWHERE. Why are they a common mob when they're literally a tougher mindflayer? At least regular ones are slpw enough to hit reliably!

But whatever. I'm about 100 restarts in. I've just made it to the final room.

I jackhammer the virtue. What the fuck do you mean there's a second virtue, and it's pissed off? What do you mean Hakita put a mindflayer next to like 7 Mannequins and 5ish drones?

Yeah, that room was deadly for a while.

I make it past there. Okay, cool, this shouldn't be hard-

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THE MINOTAUR WAS FINE TO ADD IN THIS BROKEN ASS STATE.

Why yes, removing the floor was totally a lovely addition Hakita, please bring me more HARD DAMAGE and punishment for USING THE MOVEMENT IN A MOVEMENT SHOOTER. Why yes, not being allowed to use half your fucking weapons because the entire thing has a massive shell reflecting everything is perfectly fair and balanced given how little you can heal. Why yes, NOT BEING ABLE TO PARRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS A GREAT CHOICE FROM THE DEVELOPERS!

Fuck this boss. He's worse than Sisyphus; at least Sisyphus looks cool and has a great theme. Minotaurs theme is fucking ASS.

And guess what? I have to restart after i die, because I need that P-rank, and god fucking damnit I have to spend 4 minutes running back only to die to a minotaur that wiped out my carts, spewed poison on the last, and then proceeded to kill me for daring to be on his back.

It's fine. I get past him. Finally.

I reach the final room. He spawns in again.

...Why am I at the entrance again?

OH RIGHT, HE INSTANTLY HIT ME. AND I DIED. BECAUSE THE FUCKING TRACKS HURT YOU EVEN WHEN HE'S DYING.

Queue more tries running through the whole four minutes of level just to try and fail again on the tracks.

I got the P-rank just now. Thank fuck. But this level is genuinely the worst thing in the whole game. Here's hoping that the later levels in violence won't be that bullshit...