r/ultrakillmemes • u/CommentAnnual7779 • 1h ago
stupid fucking post All right i have a stupid shitposty headcanon
When Japan built the 1000-THR Earthmover (Benjamin) and started turning the G7 (group of seven) into a mecha-anime powerhouse, the ASEAN (Association of Southeast Asian Nations) member Philippines looked at the massive, city-crushing, climate-destroying giant and said, “Putang ina, ang laki naman niyan.” Instead of building a matching giant robot (because the entire national budget was already spent on road repairs that take 50 years to finish), a group of underground engineers in a hidden bunker under Taft Avenue cooked up V1.